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Stevenson University Commencement Speaker: Mr Jimmy Wales!. I have to do something, right? Right? Come on! I mean, I HAVE to do something. Right? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:00, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Heckle! Bring up Larry Sanger, Wikia, all that embarrassing stuff. Have fun! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 04:11, Apr 15 2010

Burn his dog! Throw a potato at him! Print a t-shirt with an ICU tag on it and give it to him! --UU - natter 08:45, Apr 15

That's pretty friggin' cool. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:55, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Just yell out Uncyclopedia in-jokes like, Mr winkler is GAY, a wizard did it, and Mr. Winkler did it. He'll laugh his ass off, I'm sure. And that's always a good thing since he needs to lose some weight. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:02, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Dress up as Oscar Wilde, and print out a t-shirt that's completely covered in capital As. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 16:34, Thursday 15 April 2010 -

Hold up a big sign with pictures of Brian Peppers and Allison Stokke. pillow talk 17:18, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

• Hand out placards to everyone in your row. Then after the applause dies down (and this is important, before he starts to speak) have everyone hold them up at the same time & then left to right have everyone pronounce their capital A's in order for a nice long AAAAAAAAA! You get to be the exclamation point and shout, "Long live the all powerful and glorious Uncyclopedia!!!!!" and follow with, "...and I suppose to some small extent, Wikipedia as well!"  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Apr 2010 ~ 02:00 (UTC)
• Just kick him in the crotch and say "lol penis." —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:20, 16 April 2010

  Of course he wouldn't do that, that'd be ridiculous. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 22:43, Friday 16 April 2010 -

The best thing to do is hide a t-shirt with the uncyclopedia logo under your graduation robe. Then right as you go up for your diploma remove it and put it on before going on stage. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Damn Kids On My Lawn (talk • contribs)

• Pie in the face is always fun, and memorable. But really, try to get an interview with him for UnNews, I mean like a real UnNews interview, and ask him about Uncy and get as many quotes as you can. Al sans chains 2:27 16 4 mmx

  Is it possible you missed your super, soaraway UnSignpost's exclusive interview with Mr Wales last year? How could you possibly need more than that? --UU - natter 09:11, Apr 16

Yell "FIRE!" as loud as you can right before reciting AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 16:03, May 2, 2010 (UTC)oh yeah ,I forgetted me name... Ynis 16:04, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

And there is one more option....

Shout "Goa Tse"! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 12:49, April 16, 2010 (UTC)