User talk:Damn Kids On My Lawn

blah. Fuck you.--Damn Kids On My Lawn 08:17, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

I'm back and

I still don't give a fuck. Get Covid, bitches.

I just wanted to say....

....Could you please stop being such an asshole? Please? For me? -- 20:33, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Bah, ignore the fool. Be a dear and keep it up, will you? I need more examples of such behaviour. I'm quite bad at it, myself, see, and am trying to learn... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 21:36 (UTC)

Nothing towards you Lyrithya, but... I wouldn't keep it up if I were you Damn Kids On My Lawn. It'll get you banned eventually. I swear it will. -- 23:34, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Good call. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 23:36, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Oh snap! I didn't even know! See? I told you I was magic.... -- 23:38, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Notice

PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GEORGE W. BUSH. You are not an edgy political satirist by saying that George W. Bush is dumb (wow, I've never heard that one before!!): it isn't 2006, he is no longer relevant and it makes you sound like you have awoken from a five-year coma. Please stop it, for the good of actual comedy. If you want to be funny, please avoid jokes which are not current and therefore unfunny (See also: your edit to the Wikipedia article) -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 18:18, August 25, 2012 (UTC)

Fuck off. --Damn Kids On My Lawn (talk) 05:58, December 17, 2012 (UTC)

On a more salient point, adding stuff to a featured article isn't the way it works. Corrections for grammar or something important - like the person dying if it is a pseudo-biography for example - can be done but adding extra paragraphs or taking an article off into another area. Also don't add quotes or over categorise either. Thanks. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:36, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

Being Cyril

You have a great user name but that doesn't mean you have to talk or act like troll here or elsewhere on Uncyclopedia. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:35, December 23, 2012 (UTC)