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Although BENSON has missed his one year anniversary on Uncyc (which was June 4), BENSON will now comemerate the one year anniversary of his first ban [1]. BENSON will kindly ask an admin to ban me for one day to commemerate this joyous occasion. Also, there will be hot dogs later, and maybe fireworks. BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU! Benson 21:44, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

First reply get! Anyway, welcome back Benson. It's nice to finally meet you after my own 9 month day trip. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:47, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

BENSON is a dipshit. That is all.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:48, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Benson's back! Yay! --General Insineratehymn 21:50, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

like it matters... i mean, if you stepped into a room full of people and said you were the best would you be their diety? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 21:51, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes. --General Insineratehymn 21:52, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

You people don't get it. BENSON is funny because his name is BENSON and it's written in ALL CAPS. And because BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU. Glad to see we still have support!--Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 21:53, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Happy anniversary, my lord! Help us smite the evil Ouroboros! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 21:53, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

• Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) (blocked User:Benson with an expiry time of 1 day, 61 minutes: The 61 minutes are because you asked for it. The one day is because you asked for it.)

Heck, you asked for it. -- The Zombiebaron 21:56, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

That ban was completely unjustified! --General Insineratehymn 21:57, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

And I quote: "BENSON will kindly ask an admin to ban me for one day to commemerate this joyous occasion." -- The Zombiebaron 21:59, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

He didn't mean it literally! --General Insineratehymn 22:00, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

This is where there is a split between the Roman Catholic Bensonites, who believe in his teachings ironically, and the Greek Orthodox Bensonites, who believe them literally. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:04, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

No, it's the Sunni Bensonites, who believe in his teaching ironically, and the Shi'a Bensonites, who believe them literally. --General Insineratehymn 22:06, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

This is where there is a split between the Christian Bensonites, who believe to acknowledge him in a way that is applied to Yaweh and the god of the Christian religions, and the Islamic Bensonites, who believe to acknowledge him in a way that is applied to Allah and the Muslim faith. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:08, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

And last I checked, Zombiebaron was an anti-Bensonite. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:45, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

*knock*kncok*

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior? If not, then could you-

*SLAM*

Blast, yet another one gone!-Jehova's Witness

Welcome back, O fellow God! We hath missed thee. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 22:57, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Funny how BENSON has returned when some people are finishing their exams... I'm sure Benson, being a God, couldn't have been doing anything so menial as studying, of course... -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:45, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Even though I am a Tortillian, I have to say. Happy UnBirthday BENSON. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 23:48, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

I am REBORN! Yea, with no sight or sign of BENSON for so long, my faith began to be tested. But the shining light of BENSON shines yet again, and it shines unto me and... I am... shone upon. And things. I think I'll go back to lurking now. --Symuun 20:57, 7 June 2007 (UTC)