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Today we honour the Admins of this wiki, the oldest continuing wiki in Wikia.

We reflect on their past mistreatment.

We reflect in particular on the mistreatment of those who were Admins- this blemished chapter in our wiki's history.

The time has now come for the wiki to turn a new page in Uncyclopedia's history by righting the wrongs of the past and so moving forward with confidence to the future.

We apologise especially for the constant bullying, rudeness and dickery on the adminess Sonje.

For the pain, suffering and hurt of Sonje, her fellow admins and for their families, we say sorry.

To the Wikia staff, the users and the bureaucrats, for the breaking up of Uncyclopedia, we say sorry.

And for the indignity and degradation thus inflicted on other users and admins, we say sorry.

We the Parliament of Uncyclopedia respectfully request that this apology be received in the spirit in which it is offered as part of the healing of the wiki.

For the future we take heart; resolving that this new page in the history of our great encyclopedia can now be written.

We today take this first step by acknowledging the past and laying claim to a future that embraces all Uncyclopedians.

A future where this Parliament resolves that the injustices of the past must never, never happen again.

A future where we harness the determination of all Uncyclopedians, Admins and non-Admins, to close the gap that lies between us in life expectancy, educational achievement and economic opportunity.

A future where we embrace the possibility of new solutions to enduring problems where old approaches have failed.

A future based on mutual respect, mutual resolve and mutual responsibility.

A future where all Uncyclopedians, whatever their origins, are truly equal partners, with equal opportunities and with an equal stake in shaping the next chapter in the history of this great wiki, Uncyclopedia.

|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 04:36, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Comments

Wait, what the Hell are you talking about? Did I miss something, or have you just gone bat shit or something? Have I asked too many irrelevant questions, yet? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:41, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Under user and Socky wants me to apologise to Sonje, so I created an apology similar to Kevin Rudd's apology. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 04:49, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Um, Sonje is not an admin. --Mn-z 05:22, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

I don't care! I want to apologise to her! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 05:24, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

She's not an admin, but she should be! Dun duhhhnnn! -RAHB 05:49, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Just wait until the next VFS, RAHB. New admins will be chosen. Saberwolf116 05:52, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, I should be the next admin as well. Why? Because I have leadership skills and always have a bad temper- worse than Mahm00shA's. Plus, I like to ban people for serious and fake reasons, and I want to ban Cajek. I will be chosen (or maybe not, I would be the next Cajek). |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 06:59, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Admin or not, apologizing to those that you have wronged is always a very good thing to do; it is especially rare on the Internet. I appreciate and approve of you action, Joe9320; you are an example for many. --Sir gwax (talk) 06:41, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

A good example though is questionable...>_> But seriously, what happened?--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 06:57, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

You know, if it was me who needed to apologize, I'd probably try for a sincere apology on the person's talkpage and not some "comedy" apology in the dump. That's just me though. And this isn't my talkpage. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:34, 30 Jun

Really? Mine would contain full-frontal. That's the best kind of apology. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:41, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Well obviously. I just figured that went without saying. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:44, 30 Jun

I agree with OptyC. Tits or GFTO. pillow talk 19:37, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, obviously. Obligatory link. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:17, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, yeah I get it, i'll get around to finishing that. ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 00:22, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

How about uterus or GTFO until Sonic80 finishes the article? --Mn-z 04:37, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Why not you both ban Cajek? Please, ban Cajek! Cajek or GTFO! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 09:59, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Um, i think that "Cajek or GTFO" would mean you must GTFO if you are NOT cajek, therefore banning Cajek would go against Cajek or GTFO. If cajek was banned, under the rule Cajek or GTFO no one would be allowed on Uncyclopedia. ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 17:01, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Now you people have confused me with all that legalistic mumbo-jumbo. Thanks a lot. THANKS A LOT. -- Style  Guide 06:37, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Gimme some money

As an admin, I demand all of the money that Joe9320292839whatever possesses. -- Roman Dog Bird 07:15, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

Stop wasting my time. You know what I want. You know what I need. Or maybe you don't. Do I have to come right flat out and tell you everything? Gimme some money... Gimme some money... - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:16, Jul 9

What? You can have a compensation of 200,000,000 Wildes. Sonje will have a compensation of 500,000,000,000 Illegal UnTender! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 03:20, 10 July 2009 (UTC)