Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 5

April 5: National Bullying Day (Scotland)

1614 - Pocahontas sells life story to Disney for a handful of plastic beads
1640 - King Charles I of England disbands the Short Parliament because "Who cares what happens to short people?"
1945 - USSR deploys troops in Yugoslavia to act as security at TATU gig.
1955 - Winston Churchill gives up politics and goes into insurance.
1979 - Robin dies of Bat-AIDs, a grieving Batman later patents the first Bat-Condoms.
1992 - Several hundred thousand abortion rights demonstrators march on top of babies in Washington D.C.
2000 - Global warming is first linked to the phenomenon of climate change.

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