Adam Savage
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| Birth Date | July 15, 1967 |
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| Birth Place | Kingston, Jamaica |
| Nationality | Jamaican |
| Occupation | King of marijuana Director CEO of Adam Savage Corps and Mythb Studios |
| Religion | Rastafari Matrixism |
| Spouse | Megan Fox |
| Website | adamsavage.com |
“I already disowned that pot smoking marxist. Science isn't real, NWO is real! This is The Savage Nation”
Adam Whitney Savage (born Adamo Marijuana Marley; July 15, 1967), also known by his alter ego CopperCab on YouTube, is an American marijuana rights activist and MythBusters crewmember. He is best known for his directed films including Pirate Time Machine and the fourth installment of The Matrix film series. A member of the Rastafari movement, Savage is a frequent dope smoker.
Controversy sparked when colleague Jamie Hyneman was admitted to a mental hospital because of Adam's alleged bad influence. It was reported that Savage promoted and smoked pot during the production of recent MythBusters episodes. Jamie's signature phrase "Buh-bye!" is thought to have surfaced as a defense mechanism against the frequent terrorisms from Savage.
More controversy sparked when Adam decided to produce the Pirate Time Machine franchise, using characters from a variety of franchises, including Pirates of the Caribbean, Hot Tub Time Machine, Star Wars, Tron, and others. Adam pleaded not guilty by saying "The movie is freaking awesome, so don't mess with it!". Eventually, the owners of the franchises were persuaded to give up their rights to Savage, after his threatening of releasing the hounds on them. Following the immense financial success of Pirate Time Machine, Savage was made a leading member of 20th Century Fox.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Born in Kingston, Jamaica to Ziggy Marley and the lady who sings Sunny D and Rum, Adamo Marijuana was raised into the culture of the Rasta. He got his very first bong at the age of three from his uncles Cheech & Chong. He first killed a gay at the age of ten.
At the age of twenty, he encountered a band of anti-marijuana activists from Canada. The group insulted Jamaicans by the use of myths cooked up by the North American society. They also taunted him by claiming that gingers don't have souls, which prompted him to make a series of videos on YouTube as CopperCab. From then on, he vowed to bust myths at all costs.
MythBusters[edit | edit source]
Adam eventually created the show MythBusters to showcase his love for killing and explosions. He recruited local pornstar Jamie Hyneman for the job after remarking his resemblance to walruses and how that would make viewers laugh their asses off. Next, he found the members of the Build Team to make him look better by comparison to their shittyness.
The show is currently running, with many more references to cannabis, sex, alcohol, and Kari Byron.
As a director[edit | edit source]
Pirate Time Machine[edit | edit source]
Savage became increasingly interested in crossover films after viewing Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem, the shittiest AWESOMEST movie in the world. He decided to produce a film that crossed over a great number of franchises. Pirate Time Machine was subsequently greenlit and released in 2011. Two sequels, Pirate Time Machine 2: The Future and Pirate Time Machine 3: Back to the Past were also produced after the immense success of the original film. The success was credited to the fact that all the different fanbases of each of the franchises featured were in attendance, not expecting the terrible story and acting.
The Matrix sequels[edit | edit source]
A sequel to The Matrix Revolutions was announced on The Oprah Winfrey Show by Savage in 2011. Savage detailed on his beliefs that the first Matrix films were actually historical documents filmed by activists Andy
and Lana Wachowski and that "actors" Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, and Carrie-Ann Moss were actually Neo, Morpheus, and Trinity under assumed identities. He further explained that he knew that this world was actually the Matrix and that Hugo Weaving must be destroyed at all costs. His plans to direct more Matrix films were for the purpose of exposing the "lies" of the Matrix. The Matrix 4: The Super Matrix was released in 2011 to extremely negative reviews from Americans, but overwhelmingly positive reviews from Osama bin Laden and Seth MacFarlane. It also performed well at the box office.
Other projects[edit | edit source]
Adam Savage directed numerous music videos and commercials in his career as a director.
He directed Katy Perry's Firework music video. He stressed to the producers to include the lactating of fireworks from Katy Perry's breasts and the making out of the gay couple. In the extended cut, Adam can be seen brutally murdering the gays.
His second music video was for Ray William Johnson's My Balls.
He also directed the commercial for Axe that cleans your balls.
He plans to direct Totally Ass-Kicking Pirate War for a 2011 release.
King of marijuana[edit | edit source]
Savage was not finished with his Rastafarian beliefs after his joining of the Matrixism movement. He launched a campaign closely supported by Jamie
Hyneman to overthrow the world with dope. After many rallies, the Jamaican government ruled Adam as king of marijuana. As his first decree, Savage declared the United States as a primary target for pot legalization. He put together a team that protected Rastas who smoked pot with the first letter of his name being used in the title. Adam currently serves as king, carrying out daring missions to protect the hold of cannabis on the world.
Assassination attempt[edit | edit source]
On July 5th, 2010, while Adam was swimming in Montego Bay, a vicious assassination was attempted by Jewish anti-pot protester Jaws. Savage was savagely mauled by the shark and nearly killed. Luckily for him, the A-Team was quick enough to save him and kill the shark. All was thought to be well, until Peter Griffin created Big Jaws, Bigger Jaws, and then Way Bigger Jaws.
Personal life[edit | edit source]
Adam Savage is a devoted Rasta, as he was raised in that religion by Ziggy Marley. He is frequently seen at pot rallies listening to Bob Marley music. Matrixism is his second religion.
Adam married Megan Fox in 2010.
They divorced 1 month later as myth of Adam being heterosexual was busted.
Elijah Wood[edit | edit source]
After many disagreements with the actor Elijah Woods, do to in part Elijah's hatred and fear of pirates and love of myths and Adams Hatred towards Myths and the Lord of the Rings which he sees as the "One Myth to Rule them all", They have sqaushed there beef with the help of the friendly dog Wilfred. After Elijah joined the based on a true story T.V. series Wilfred He quote "He smoked so much dope Elijah understand Adam much more". This was a direct quote from Elijah while he was High. sense then Elijah and Adam have had much fun together and have dropped many bodies in the Hudson.
Disciples[edit | edit source]
Savage is said to have a list of followers, some of which are also assassins. These are sometimes referred to by the media as "Adam's Angels". However, Adam hates this name and murders many who use it. The members are:
- Ray William Johnson (former enemy)
- Zach Galafanakis
- Bob Saget
- Gilbert Gottfried
- John Cusack
- David Spade
- Jamie Hymen
- Ziggy Marley
- Cheech & Chong
- Andy Dick
- Jack Black
- Kyle Gass
- Michael Bay
- Seth MacFarlane
- Seth Rogen
- Davy Jones
- Viktor
- Many pirates
Enemies[edit | edit source]
Adam also has many enemies who hate him for raping their childhoods through Pirate Time Machine. They are:
- Jason Mraz
- George Lucas
- Keanu Reeves
- Philip J. Fry
- Leonard Nimoy
- Hayden Christensen
- Jim Henson
- Mr. T
- Liam Neeson
- Elijah Wood No Longer!
- Andy Serkis
- Rambo
Filmography[edit | edit source]
| Film | |||
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| Year | Title | Role | Notes |
| 2003-present | MythBusters | Himself | |
| 2010 | The Oprah Winfrey Show | Himself | Guest on one episode. |
| 2011 | Pirate Time Machine | Director | Also appeared after credits. |
| 2011 | Pirate Time Machine 2: The Future | Director/Himself | Appeared in one cutscene with Ray William Johnson. |
| 2011 | Pirate Time Machine 3: Back to the Past | Director | |
| 2011 | The Matrix 4: The Super Matrix | Director/Neo/Morpheus | |
| 2011 | Totally Ass-Kicking Pirate War | Director/Redbeard | |