Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 2

April 2: National Refrigerator Day (Paraguay)

• 1111 - The Knights Templar are formed as a clandestine drinking society, take things a little too far.
• 1942 - Classic arcade title 1942 developed as shoot 'em up, rights to year are purchased by Capcom, to the chagrin of some cranky veterans.
• 1983 - Science is invented by accident, and is quickly swept under the carpet.
• 1984 - Miniluv put crimethink proles into fridge, remake them goodthink fullwise.
• 2001 - The mailman bangs your mom, but she's her own person, you can't control who she loves.
• 2002 - The U.S. Kitten Embargo begins as part of The War Against Terror (Pictured), countless Iraqi kittens deported.
• 2012 - The number two renamed second one.

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