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My dog, Buddy, is the worst. He's just terrible. Don't vote for my dog! Don't vote for this article. It shouldn't be featured on any encyclopedia. It doesn't align with our website's values. I'll explain everything...

Reasons not to vote for Buddy:

  1. He's gay.
  2. He's a yeast infected cunt.
  3. He hates America.

I don't make these kinds of remarks lightly. I have both edited enhanced photos and logic to back up my statements. I'm not saying any of the above things are bad. They aren't in an of themselves. It's just he is the most extreme radical version of all of these things and this article, under no circumstances should be featured because of it. (Full article...)

Did you know?

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  • ... that ‪Captain Autofellatio (Pictured) often gets distracted from crime-fighting?
  • ... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
  • ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
  • ... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds?
  • ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
  • ... that you have schizophrenia and we're talking about you right now?
  • ... that if you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu; you will get a Bullshit?
  • ... that every time you shoot yourself in the head, someone somewhere in the world dies?

In the news

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"Cancel Netflix? If I only could!"

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 Jo(h)n is far from able to grasp the grim reality.

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