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Today's featured article

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My dog, Buddy, is the worst. He's just terrible. Don't vote for my dog! Don't vote for this article. It shouldn't be featured on any encyclopedia. It doesn't align with our website's values. I'll explain everything...

Reasons not to vote for Buddy:

  1. He's gay.
  2. He's a yeast infected cunt.
  3. He hates America.

I don't make these kinds of remarks lightly. I have both edited enhanced photos and logic to back up my statements. I'm not saying any of the above things are bad. They aren't in an of themselves. It's just he is the most extreme radical version of all of these things and this article, under no circumstances should be featured because of it. (Full article...)

Did you know?

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  • ... that I started drowning two minutes before typing this? (Pictured)
  • ... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
  • ... that in an experiment known as Monty Hall problem, if you never make up your mind about which door to choose, the goat behind the door will grow tired and burst out?
  • ... that the The Root of All Evil is fishsticks?
  • ... that applause was invented to mock the deaf?
  • ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped?
  • ... that you actually didn't know?
  • ... that nobody asked?

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