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You, <insert name here> (???? – 2025) used to have a good credit score, but now you are in debt.

Debt Debt Debt.

No loaning or spending. Because you can't. You are in debt.

You at least want some questions answered?
You'd probably be better off just getting used to keeping quiet, debt boy.

And that also goes for the smart bitch right there that just said "I'm not a boy". You're in debt too. (Full article...)

Did you know?

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  • ... that there's only a slight difference between you and me? (Pictured)
  • ... that I'm better than this person in particular?
  • ... that if you poke a whale in the tummy it will giggle like a schoolgirl?
  • ... that the comic strip Fred Basset is interesting but not in the sense that might be expected of a comic strip?
  • ... that the packets of silica gel that say "DO NOT EAT" are actually delicious?
  • ... that the Virgin Birth is no longer considered a miracle? Women have been giving birth to virgins for centuries!
  • ... that the lawman/outlaw Wild Bill Hickok had one of the most celebrated mustaches in the Wild West?
  • ... that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993?

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Those poor bastards.

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Upcoming deaths: Eurovision Song Contest • DEI • Iran's nuclear program • Diddy's bank account • MSNBC • Donald Trump • NYC's economy • Chiefs Kingdom's and Ravens Flock's livers and kidneys after falling to 6-7 • Weed • 67% of people trying to understand why 6 of 7 news stories mention "6-7" • The MetroCard

On this day

No bell for you!

December 10: Nobel Prize Awards Day

Picture of the day

Thermopylae
 Thermopylae was the top selling board game of the 5th Century BCE. Players compete to acquire wealth through stylized politico-economic activity involving the buying, rental, and trading of real estate using play drachma and bartering, whilst gathering groups of Perioikoi and Helots to work your land, as players take turns moving around the board according to the roll of the dice.

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