User talk:Wolf5k

Welcome!

Hello, Wolf5k, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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^^what he said

what he said --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 05:22, June 1, 2011 (UTC)

Wolf....... five thousand!!!! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:23, June 1, 2011 (UTC)

He's already waaaay better than the wolf we have now. (talk) 05:40, 1 June 2011

Dropping by and checking in

Hey, just figured I'd drop by and see how your first couple of days on Uncyclopedia have gone. I see you haven't made any edits yet, though: Still kind of loitering to get the hang of things before trying it out? Intimidated at the mess of it all? Just not feeling it yet? My first few days are in the not too distant past - I remember how it feels. Let me know if you need any help or have any questions. ~  Talk 03:44, 3 June 2011 (UTC)