User talk:Seijana

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Your sense of humour

Apparently, a few years ago, there were more stubs and unfunny random crap. We're trying to remove all those articles as fast as possible. If you like that humour, you could move them to your userspace, or you could accept that Uncyclopedia has changed. Hope you contribute, and cheers. :) -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 08:02, 17 July 2011

Make a userpage!

So that links to articles in your userspace won't be broken! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:10, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

Shitty one liner

I found the shitty one liner funny. --ShabiDOO 09:48, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, as an Uncyclopedia "article" that was the idea. Seijana 10:29, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

Tracy Partridge, etc.

Hi. I mainspaced your Tracy Partridge page because it was good. Saw on your user page "Not my handiwork". Is it sporked from somewhere? Thanks! Aleister 2:13 31-3-'12