User talk:Romartus/Archive19

RETIRED
This user has left Uncyclopedia.

It all ends outside a windmill.

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SPIKE

You were merciful to end my ban on the spoon last time, an act that meant I continued to make valuable edits on the site. The despotic bastard has banned me for a month now for an offence even less significant than my last one - which he could sum up on the log only as "Drama". When I come back I will quietly edit my userpage to acknowledge all this and I will put all my articles on VFD. Then I'll retire. As a dying wish type-thing, could you vote to delete them and also vote against Coming Soon on VFH? I hope I don't sound too bratty or unreasonable here. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 12:58, 2 June 2015 (UTC)

I have knocked the ban on the Spoon down. Ban was too long in my view. Regards your articles already at the Spoon and requesting their removal, it doesn't work that way as all articles left on a wiki are regarded as part of that website. Same goes here on the Fork if I had asked for all my edits/articles removed as they were imported here without my say-so at the time. Anyway, water under the bridge. Suggest you think about it for a few days. Always best approach in my view. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:38, 2 June 2015 (UTC)

Thank you for amending the ban. Unfortunately I'm still going to retire because I don't like feeling as though I'll be banned or scolded on my talkpage every time I edit something or make some experiment (for instance here I've started putting movie titles in italics - a move I firmly believe would raise Spike's eyebrow). I know the rule about deleting stuff, but I'll probably still get away with deleting a fair deal, for instance my very first article English grammar. Understand that I want to do this not because I'm mad at Spike (which I overwhelmingly am) but because I think this site will change considerably in the future away from the spoon and having backups of my writing on wikia might undermine my writing here. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 23:08, 2 June 2015 (UTC)

I know we can all blow out stacks and when there is a difference of opinion as regards articles/methods or working with others, then people will move or 'retire' (if not quite the Mafia way). I wouldn't disown anything you have written on the Spoon - I like your work there and I am sure, helped out on a few edits as well. I don't see it affecting future work here in what ever direction this site ends up going. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:54, 2 June 2015 (UTC)

The CC license both Unc's use means a site can keep your articles, cut them, expand them, rewrite them, delete them, post them somewhere else, as long as they give credit. Really those articles don't belong to you; as long as you get credit, they belong to everyone. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:58, 3 June 2015 (UTC)

I left because it was obvious SPIKE was going to continue insulting me and apparently didn't want me being there anyway. When I posted my position, he just deleted my post and insulted me again. I wrote or co-wrote a few feature articles when I was active a few years ago, and wrote three new articles in about three weeks, one of them up for feature. So it's not like I'm nothing but a Drama Queen. I used to stay around and get upset when people did stuff like that. Now I'm like, OK, that's the way you want it but I don't, so goodbye. I got other things to do, like college and work and being admin on other sites. I don't have time for Drama. Not unless I'm the Drama Queen. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:12, 3 June 2015 (UTC)

I do have time for drama, usually on the stage or tv. Best place to enjoy it. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 05:28, 3 June 2015 (UTC)

Indeed...anyone who reacts to SPIKEs totally friendly and approachable personality is just a dramaqueen Miley. You truly are a creature of hyperbole if you find SPIKEs constructive and compromising character as insulting or difficult. Just look at the enormous list of people who stuck around the spoon delighted to deal with the websites lovable captain of comic genius. And of course...in case things very rarely got slightly out of hand...you can always count on the spoon's beaurocrat to totally step in and do something meaningful about it. Truly Miley...you must be the most outrageous flaming drama queen of the year. It's shocking to hear that SPIKE insulted you or banned you for anything. It must have been well deserved...and I hope you learnt your hard lessons. Tough love I say. Tough love. ShabiDOO 03:25, 7 June 2015 (UTC)

I love it when you talk dirty. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 05:04, 7 June 2015 (UTC)

Ello!? What's goin' on 'ere? I said I left but they dragged me back in. See you on the steps of Messina. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:49, 16 June 2015 (UTC)

To be or Not To Be precise - Teatro Massimo, Palermo. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:22, 16 June 2015 (UTC)

Retired

You are awfully active for someone who has plastered retired all over their user and talkpage. Very strange behaviour. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 08:51, 1 July 2015 (UTC)

What he said.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 07:58, 12 August 2015 (UTC)

Talkpage

I've unprotected your talkpage. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 08:27, 12 August 2015 (UTC)

I've taken my pants off and I'm dragging my arse across your nice clean carpet.... Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thank you (for Banzaikitten) and er...(for Mhaille)...--RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:49, 12 August 2015 (UTC)

Why was it protected? Is this where babies come from? David Lynch warned me about this place. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 03:52, 24 October 2015

I recall we baked at least one baby together Zana Dark - Frida Kahlo. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:08, 17 November 2015 (UTC)

SPIKE

I edited a page on the Wikia, where I changed double-spaced letters to single-spaced, and also made some capitalization/formatting fixes. He then he reverted it and explained that some (like him) wrote with typewriters and preferred double-spacing. I said fine, then went back and edited the article again, this time without the spacing changes. He blocked me and said "Revert war, you lose", despite the fact that I didn't do anything he told me not to do. He banned me for TWO WEEKS.

I know that editing FAs is wrong, and I stopped doing that, but it seems that every time I make even the smallest edit now (for example, changing the spelling of a word because the book is American in origin), he blocks me. Can you do something about this?--EpicWinner (talk) 02:15, 26 November 2015 (UTC)

This isn't really the place to discuss your ban on another website. I am also disinclined to do anything to mitigate the ban as you are now importing ('sporking') Spike's work here. There is an agreement between the two Uncyclopedias not to do this with contributors. You can put your work on either site and if it was a collaboration, with the agreement of the other authors too. Re-writes are trickier as the act of importation of course removes the history of the page unless it is a work that has been started from scratch. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:22, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

LOL Spike could ban every single user for a year and Romartus would do nothing.

Fuck that sociopath-enabling shithole called the spoon. EpicWinner...sign up for the turkeyball in one of the categories and contribute an article. It would be awesome! ShabiDOO 19:37, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

Romartus is merely SPIKE's puppet. 19:41, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

Re: Shabidoo and GrammarFegelein - I'll freely admit that I was stubborn at times and some of the edits I made were crap. But every time I hit the "save" button I couldn't help but feel a sense of dread that I was going to get blocked, even if it was something as minor as removing a bad joke or changing the spelling of a word.--EpicWinner (talk) 19:45, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

Also, I undid my sporkings of material here. Thanks for letting me know. I remember Wageslav telling me he thought there was "no rule against it [sporking]", but I don't know 100% so I'd rather not just to be safe.--EpicWinner (talk) 19:49, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

Ditch that place before it completely rots into the ground. Consider the fork a "safe space" where we can all be protected from micro-agressions and reliving our trauma. ShabiDOO 20:24, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

The spoon is nothing more than a dictatorship. This is where the REAL parties are at. 20:35, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

I'm positive Romartus doesn't need or want this conversation on his talkpage. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 22:43, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

You can delete it, I feel a bit embarrassed by it now.--EpicWinner (talk) 22:48, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

What will Uncyclopedians talk about with each other if Spike leaves the spoon? Weather or something? Anton (talk) 20:02, 28 November 2015 (UTC)

We might talk about uniting the two communities again, repairing the damage and getting uncyclopedia back. ShabiDOO 21:09, 28 November 2015 (UTC)

A lot of chat traffic on my talk page! Anyway, it's up to you active ones here to make this site a success and create your own notoriety. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:52, 30 November 2015 (UTC)

SPIKE

Do you like Spike Milligan? (just an excuse, I want every single thread on this page to have the same title). Leverage (talk) 14:42, 30 November 2015 (UTC)

Hahaha. Well up to when he appeared on TV. Better heard or read than seen. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:39, 30 November 2015 (UTC)

The Jackson 5

I thought that since that article was created (and mostly written) by an anonymous IP, it would be ok to bring over. Delete it if you want.--EpicWinner (talk) 00:46, 12 January 2016 (UTC)

If you check the Wikia version's history you can it was created by the Great Soggy - aka Sog1970. You did this with one of Hyperbole's articles - going from the Fork back to the Spoon. I left a message here on Hyperbole's page whether he agreed to that or not...and when I didn't get an answer, I deleted the article over at Wikia. I can't do it here as I am no longer an admin on this site. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:16, 12 January 2016 (UTC)