User talk:NeoExelor

You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, NeoExelor, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S

The Siege of Spamland

The WIP tag on your article expired, so I've moved it to your userspace for now so you can work on it there. Feel free to move it back to the main space when it's done. -- 13:25, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vandalism!

Thanks for vandalising Catholicism! Your pitiful work was reverted within seconds! Please, do it again so that you can get banned! --UtarEmpire 14:45, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Fresh Prince of Bel-air

I reverted your edits because they were a step down from the previous article's state. I don't see why the article needed to be rewritten, and why you changed to it was a pretty strict violation of teh smart funnys. Read HTBFANJS. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:03, 12 June 2007 (UTC)