User:NeoExelor/The Siege of Spamland
| Part of Spam War | |||||||||
 Spamian Bomber sinks the ship Aslan, lol |
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| Belligerents | |||||||||
| Narnia | Spamians | ||||||||
| Commanders and leaders | |||||||||
| Aslan | Oscar Wilde | ||||||||
| Strength | |||||||||
| 30 Tigers 10 Gay Human Heroes | 900,000 SPAM Bombers, 1,000,000 Wilderian Troops | ||||||||
| Casualties and losses | |||||||||
| 30 Tigers Killed 10 Gay Human Heroes killed | none | ||||||||
Spam War[edit | edit source]
After the liberation of Narnia, It was divided into two halves by squabbling amongst themselves for control of the Narnian Senate. There was the extreme left wing side, or Spamland and the more peaceful and right winged nation of Narnia. After the long and oppresive rule of the Narnians, the Spamanians finally realized they were more powerful than the Narnians, and massed their forces along the border. The second great war in Narnia was about to begin...
Siege![edit | edit source]
The Siege of Spamland began at 6:35AM, 2101. The first charge at Spamland by the Narnians was lead by me, and was totally destroyed by your mom's ass. She tripped on the Spamian fort of New York and killed them.
Negroman![edit | edit source]
Negroman attacked the Narnian faggots awhile ago. Meanwhile, a similar fellow named Fresh was rapping about his B-Ball court(later killed by Marines because he out rapped them P.S. never piss off marines they will humilate you in front of your girlfriend them kill you and bone your girlfriend then kill her TRUST me it happened to me, thats why they are badass mutha fuckers.
a spam would go something like this SPPAMMM SPPPAPPAPAPAPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
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End[edit | edit source]
I shouted "FIN!" and everybody stopped because they love Me.
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