User talk:Jocke Pirat/Archive2

Buying a currency thingie with Valjuta

Hi, I'm an UNSOC officer, and just got my Valjuta ration (300 B thingies). I discovered that I have a total of 1040.40 Valjuta. It costs 1000. Now, I would like to buy a money thing so that my pic from Defacebook can be on there. Can you crop the picture so that the head and shoulders only are showing? Will this go on the Valujuta page with the others? Thanks a bunch. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:13, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

Sorry

Sorry about that! I was just trying to get the puncuation right. Hopefully you don't mind that I did that, eh? -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 21:23, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Hello?

It's been past two weeks and still no personalized Valjuta bill for me. If there is a problem, let me know, or something. Thank you. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:05, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you kindly. It's better than I expected. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:23, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

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Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

One Of These

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
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Happy Holidays, or some such. -RAHB 03:35, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

It's that time of year again!

And we're all asking Santa for what we want, while trying to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. This is just a reminder that for Christmas, rifles are always a hit! Even Santa agrees!

Here's to ya, Premier, from your newest Major at UNSOC. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 20:53, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas soon!

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Merry Christmas

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Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Jocke Pirat/Archive2! ~ Ye Olde Luke

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User Credits for Promotion

I had recently invited 7 users The UnIdiot, THE, Cajek, Contestant, Leoispotter, AE, and Boomer. Now according to the advancement table, each invite is worth 20 credits. 20*7 is 140 credits. I only need 100 to pass on to the next level as a major. Have I met the requirements to get Major already? Let me know.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 6 06:31

Thanks!

CONGRATULATIONS! Your vote for Grass in the Mist II has earned you a romantic evening with Gizelda, this year's winner of Africa's "Sexiest blade of grass of the year" award!!! Enjoy yourself, and good luck figuring out how to have sex with a blade of grass!

Thanks for voting for my article, and for giving me the idea for writing a sequel in the first place :). Grass in the Mist 2 wouldn't have happened if you didn't indirectly say "Perhaps someone will write a sequel"! :) --THE 18:39, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

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