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Archived discussion, jan-22-2007, march-29-2007

WOTM

Thank you. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:38, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. But how is my name not mentioned in your thanking history? -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 19:16, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

I thanked the people who either made my pages better, or who first clued me in that Uncyc is a community, rather than one humble nerd huddled over his computer. If I thanked everyone who did anything, I'd still be typing.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:23, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Ooow, that was deep! Sorry for acting as an attention whore. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 19:27, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

I'm sure you have the same problem; there are just too many helpful people here. As far as problems go, that's a good one to have.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:32, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

You know, with the time this become somewhat a social networking site. You have some "friends" or at least people you feel closer to and have interacted more. That's weird, this is now my "community" so much I have just removed my obsolete account from one s.n. site. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 19:41, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

I spent my first eight months here without interacting with anyone. Dunno how I did it.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:54, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

For me it was three months. You stop feeling like a noob just when you get some friends. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 19:57, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Group hug? ~ 11:45, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Hehehe... That's what you got by drunk editing. Alas, nice sig of you. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 15:30, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Yes, a friend of mine did it. Sorry for the long delay via email btw, been working like a dead horse. ~ 15:47, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

So we are two. I really need to continue the Cheesy Sci-Fi stuff, but I can't find the time. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 15:52, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

New here - tell me what you think.

This is the first time I've posted on uncyclopedia (or even typed anything resembling "code" at all), and I'm still learning. The new entry I wrote is what the fuck?, linked to the fuck page. Could you tell me what you think? Thanks, and I hope I sign my name right. Captain Carcass 01:38, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

I too was worried about it being excessively random, so I dropped the Inuits, but I kinda need "Mesopotamia" because it's referenced later. I also added some history and am currently working on adding more. I can't decide whether to lose Oscar Wilde or not, becuase it's a fairly minor reference. On the other hand, "No more Oscar Wilde" is probably a good policy. Thanks again for your input, and please don't withhold any criticism you may have. I want to know what sucks. Captain Carcass 00:09, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Gotcha. Do you know where I can find images that're OK to use? Captain Carcass 03:27, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

He he he... that's the funny part. Don't tell the RIAA but we usually just steal them from over the Internet and upload here - but making clear that they were stolen. Of course it is better for you finding non-copyrighted images or editing over copyrighted work so they gain a parody value and we cannot be sued. You may also look for other articles and reuse their images. Just one more little question: why do you have two versions of the same article? -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 03:35, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Are you talking about WTF? I didn't find that one until after mine was almost done, and besides, I take a completely different approach to the topic. Is this not okay? Captain Carcass 03:56, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

No, just that you have a page on What the fuck in you user space and other at the main space. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 04:02, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh. That's just because I was editing one version, then editing another...basically I couldn't keep up with myself. I have that problem when I try to write. Captain Carcass 05:31, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

I demand an answer

For two questions: 1. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?!?! (you didn't think I'd forget eh?) 2. Can you tell me where you got the nifty brain gif? I can't find a nice one for my own sig :(.

Oh, and congrats on the VFH! Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 17:28, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

See your mail box. ;) -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 18:16, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Aw, about the brain, I just found it by looking at google for "brain", small size pic. Dunno, I'm good at this, maybe you can tell me what are you looking for and I can find it for you. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 18:18, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

I did check my email and didn't find anything....:( I was hopping to find a small Mordillo gif but it seems impossible... Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 07:43, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Try yourself sending me an e-mail and I'll answer, okay? -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 17:38, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Got it! Send me an email to the address I send you. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 23:57, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Done. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 00:43, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

So, what do you think? Ugly as hell? ~

Makes me want to sing Hava Nagila. :) -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 15:18, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

BTW, what about the e-mail? -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 15:19, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Got it, will respond soon! Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 15:30, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Good catch!

Good category catch on Sea Monkeys. Do you like yours fried or broiled? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:07, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Hehehe... By the way, in case you are not an ortodox Christian, did you see Pet Jesus? -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 21:11, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

I like it - like it a lot. SOmeone told me that they made a kids video with the Sea Monkeys in it. Don't that beat all? Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:24, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Re: Userbox, anyone?

Fuck yeah. ~ PHDrillSergeant...§ 23:59, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

GTA Rio

Oh lol, only now have I noticed what was in the history page :P Thanks fot the tips. --渚カヲル 17:25, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

UOTM

Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007.

—Braydie at 15:28, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

You deserved and by the way I'm a veteran member of Braydie's fanclub. But let's stop this or I will become legendary for my unceasing flattering of yours. Hell, I have a girlfriend up here, hehehe. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 15:35, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

:D Thanks. I thought the fanclub was urban legend —Braydie at 15:54, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Award

Insineratehymn has awarded you a pentagram! ...for voting on HowTo:Properly Whore Your Article.
Don't worry, I'm not evil, I just do this as a publicity stunt.

--General Insineratehymn 00:06, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh no!

Hey Brainy, some crazy IP is messing around with our cheesy article! Run there and save it! I don't know how to change to the last edit before the IP came in. Otherwise, I already would have done it. Kiss. --DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 15:54, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Done! ~ 15:58, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! I was getting desperate. Those damn IP's... --DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 16:07, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

We should exile them all! Btw, for future reference: HowTo:Revert~ 18:30, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Foxy told me that this IP in particular is probably InfiniteMonkey logged out, as the edits he made after are pretty the same as the IP's. What do you think? He almost called us illiterate with his grumpy vote on VFH. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 18:37, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Hello

I'm a spanish user from Inciclopedia, and I wan't to ask you how the hell you have this "special effect" in your sign, to enlarge it when you pass the mouse over it. I've tried it with mine but I can't do it. Can you help me? Thanks. --Mvp14 01:23, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm... I really just copied it from other user, it's quite a complicated code. I suggest you stealing my sig and turning it into yours by altering the images, letters and fonts. Will this help? -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 01:26, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

I took it as well as I could, where I told you before, but it doesn't have the "expand" effect. Anyway thanks for your time. --Mvp14 13:46, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Are you sure this feature was implemented in inciclopedia? I saw you had to change some spam class names to Spanish version. Maybe you should ask an admin there. Otherwise, I'm a good sigsmith. I can create this kind of sig for you, but here. The price is just one single ninjastar/cookie (hehehe). -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 18:04, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Asplode!!

	Gneomi has awarded you some hot stuff to jihad your own ride!
	For voting on Jihad My Ride.
	"Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!"

Shame on you

If you'd looked at the Tip of the day on the HowTo section, you'd realize that this one was the next in line, now I have to update just the....tip of the day. Hey, you actually saved me some work.../scratches head and looks for someone else to blame for something. ~ 15:43, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Yo. Wanted to apologize.

A few months back I promised you a picture and then before it was finished, my life went to shit and I took a quasi-vacation from this site. Sorry about that. --monika 01:40, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, that particular article was quasi-featured with Dr. Zoidberg's image. I'm thinking about candidating it again somewhen soon. So, if you still have the time to help me, you have my gratitude. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 02:12, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do. The Photoshop juices haven't been flowing as much lately, but I'll give it a shot. --monika 02:32, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the welcome

I've flipped around the Beginner's Guide and around the policies a bit; thanks for the warm welcome. I'll try to avoid gratuitous penis jokes. Even though it's hard. Oh, oh so hard. I'll work long and hard to ensure a rich, creamy result. Contestant 03:15, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Also, I'm working on HowTo:Start a Religion at the moment, but would it be better if I put it in my namespace until it gets more filled out? Contestant 03:18, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

If you can finish it within the one week period stated on the construction tag, it's okay to create it into main space. Except when the article in question is really hopeless, admins will not drop it before this, but yours seems to be fine (I checked it before welcoming you). And, yes, normally veteran users create articles in their user spaces, specially the ones they know will take take time to be finished. This way, other people won't bother with the article before it is completed. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 03:23, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

I'll move it to User:Constestant/HowTo:Start a Religion, because I'm having some troubles with a few sections; the idea itself sparked randomly, and snippets have been popping in and out. Contestant 03:29, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

And I've just discovered that I can't move pages. Ah well, live and learn. Contestant 03:31, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, I didn't know that, but I think it's because of your registration time. Within one week, you will be able to do it. By the way, I think it's fine this particular article to remain at the main space. Just keep on working on it and remember to start a pee review entry when it's enough built up. There people can help you more. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 03:37, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

I banged on it a bit more, and I think I've added what I can. I'll open up a review and check back in tomorrow. Thank you again for your advice! Contestant 05:15, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

	Congratulation! You are now happy owner of new proud fat kid with an Accordion from El Zoof!
	Much felicitous appreciations for happy double nice good voting for HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion

--El Zoof 00:10, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Open Your Inventory

	FoxyBabe has awarded you with a Key Item!
	For voting on HowTo:Live in an RPG.
	"I found it inside a weird chest placed mysteriously in Lava Mountain. Still haven't figured out what it does, so keep it in your inventory, it may come in handy to eliminate a dancing mushroom."

DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 13:34, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Stuck and need a smack on the head

If you have the time and the energy, I'm looking for an idea for station three here. I was thinking about putting the subject in front of an never ending loop of B movies....What do you think? ~ 17:43, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm... Yeah, this is a good idea. Maybe I'll lend you a hand later, what do you think? -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 17:50, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

All ideas would be appreciated....~ 17:51, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

AIIIIIIGH!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeKKKKKKKKK! the link to here said scream. so i did. 69.20.225.131

Rock The Vote

Yeah, that VFH vote was mine. I forgot to log in beforehand because I'm a fool. :P --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 03:48, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Article Editing

Not a problem. I should have it done by the end of the night.--Meteshjj 03:24, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you. ;) -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 03:24, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

I'd be happy to edit more. All that I am doing now is clicking on the "Random Article" button and editing those pages out of sheer boredom.--Meteshjj 04:08, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

So, you will have your template! ;) -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 04:08, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

I'm done. Every one of the articles on your user page has been edited for grammar.--Meteshjj 04:29, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Did you see your prize? I hope you liked it. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 04:31, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Yes I did. It's awesome. By the way, I really don't like the British spelling, but if the British users don't like it, I will just stop changing it.--Meteshjj 03:50, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

My Comrade

18:30, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Let me know what you wish do be done when edits are done to UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism. I'll be helpin' to watch over it. Leave as is or use judgement or just let you revert the edits? I can notice most junk edits but would like to know your preference. 20:57, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

It shall stick to the same spirit. Rei tried to introduce some improper anti-capitalist remarks at the article's ending and I reverted - he made the article longer and politically correct and, worst heresy, he removed the "The End" in cyrillics. I trust you in your "keeper of the communist articles" function. It's just a case of good sense. Again, thakya. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 21:05, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

Xylitol thanks you for voting him to be Article Narrator of the Month. "You have transcended the status quo of coolness."

Xylitol 22:03, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

	Welcome to the Chaingang from El Zoof! Now go cut your head off - safely!
	Thanks for voting for HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

--El Zoof 10:14, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Another Thanks!

Hey, cheers for the change on my userpage...:) {{RabbiTechno 19:37, 13 March 2007 (UTC)}}

You're welcome! I hate creating userboxes and no one using them. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 19:39, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Man, that was such a cool thing to do

Thanks a lot man. —Braydie 07:41, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Help again

Will you please help my Jenova's Witness and How To article. They are done!Happy Weasel 20:16, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

I am willing, but my connection is totally screwed since last week. Let's see if the geek gods will rain their generosity over me for at least some hours. :( -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 18:37, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

Wa-hey! Free Food!

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

RabbiTechno 11:25, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Oh, great! I'm filling it with rocket and pastrami. :D -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 13:28, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Testing testing

Howzit? Haven't spoke for a while...anything new and exciting? ~ 13:31, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I was just having problems with my home's connection. Now it seems fixed. And, well, I'm little addicted to my last game purchase, The Godfather. Man, I'm old... hehehe -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 13:35, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Having the same problem here, only with Dark Crusade....:) Me and you both! :) ~ 13:37, 29 March 2007 (UTC)