User:TheLedBalloon/Mantle07

My virtual mantle for Christmas in '07.

Cards

I just wanted to wish yew a faggy christmas! I mean... merry. May yew get all yew want, or do whatever or some shit that yew like, et cetera blah blah anyway happy christmas Led..dy. Yes, I shall call yew Leddy from now on! Honest, I meant merry! ~Fag x FS

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Merry Christmas Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

	AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
	Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

ARE YOU PREPARED? SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS. TAKE HEED. TAKE NOTICE. TAKE COVER. a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

It's that time of year again!

And we're all asking Santa for what we want, while trying to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. This is just a reminder that for Christmas, rifles are always a hit! Even Santa agrees!

Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
This greeting is not supported by Google AdSense, but it still sucks. Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal.

	Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
	...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy! Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate

MERRY CHRISTMAS Unknown_user wants to wish Jesus a very happy birthday!!. Happy birthday Jesus!!! JESUS WAS JEWISH!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU BETTER WATCH OUT SATAN CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN -- This preceding message of dire warning was brought to you by Unknown_user

Hey, y'all. It's me, UnTalented, here to wish you a joyous Midvinterblót! Don't forget to offer up your finest stallions and swine as sacrifices to the Norse gods, lest the chill of winter freeze you to the bone. Cheers!

It's that time of the year again.

Merry Christmas. Here's a template.

Hey, it's the thought that counts.

Right?

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RIGHT?!

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

HAPPY FUCKIN' HALLOWEeeEEEeeeN!!! Don't let: the crypt-keeper bite you. me catch you throwing eggs at my fucking house again, TheLedBalloon/Mantle07. ...no, I'm serious about the egg thing, okay? I'm fuckin' serious. ...you can hide the eggs, but this ain't Easter. ...you could eat the eggs, but this ain't Thanksgiving. ...you could light the eggs on fire but this ain't the 4th of July. ...unless you're in a kitty costume. That's okay, cuz it's god damned Halloween, okay???!??! -- This preceding message was brought to you by   Le Cejak • <->

Remember: Keep the "X" in X-mas Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice. And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Thanks for the card, it's going to look just great hidden down the back of the sofa. Here's wishing you the cutest Christmas ever! Not cute enough? CLICK to try again

Secular Greetings! This atheist wishes you much non-religious merriment as we celebrate the birth of consumerism. -- no-frills Ape (untie) (Riot Porn)

Happy XMAS er, Hanukkah no Easter maybe? New Year possibly presents day grr, Happy Spam Day! “ Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam! ” [1] MrN 21:29, Dec 19

Merry PirateNinjamas! The Dread Space Pirate Ninja Orion Blastar wishes you a Merry PirateNinjamas and a Happy New Year. Even to Christians, Jewish people, Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics, Communists, Nihilists, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, and everyone else. Orion promises to lay off the looting and plundering and maiming and killing, at least until next year. For those who are not offended by Christmas, Merry Blessed Christmas!

Gerrycheevers wishes you a Happy Solstice! Enjoy the pagan festival of the Northernmost Sunrise! As a special holiday treat, Gerry also is willing to waive the usual offering of blood required in return for this friendly greeting.

Merry Holiday type thing, or somthing 2007 Capercorn would like to hope that your holidays are not as bad as this poor guy's. Have a Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, Yuletide and/or Kwanzaa, or whatever strange holiday you celebrate.

WELL TONIGHT, THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU. Merry Christmas. - STM

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

~ Merry Xmas TheLedBalloon/Mantle07! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)