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And we're all asking Santa for what we want, while trying to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. This is just a reminder that for Christmas, rifles are always a hit! Even Santa agrees!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Merry Christmas,
You Filthy Animal.
My virtual mantle for Christmas in '07.
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I mean... merry. May yew get all yew want, or do whatever or some shit that yew like, et cetera blah blah anyway happy christmas Led..dy. Yes, I shall call yew Leddy from now on! Honest, I meant merry! |
Bonner would like to wish you
a Merry Christgame |
Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen. |
Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game. |
AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right) | |
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! |
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS. TAKE HEED. TAKE NOTICE. TAKE COVER. a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau. |
HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas. | |
If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB |
It's that time of year again!
And we're all asking Santa for what we want, while trying to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. This is just a reminder that for Christmas, rifles are always a hit! Even Santa agrees!
Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno |
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Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays! | |
...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy! Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate |
Unknown_user wants to wish Jesus a very happy birthday!!. Happy birthday Jesus!!! JESUS WAS JEWISH!! |
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU BETTER WATCH OUT SATAN CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN -- This preceding message of dire warning was brought to you by Unknown_user |
Hey, y'all. It's me, UnTalented, here to wish you a joyous Midvinterblót! Don't forget to offer up your finest stallions and swine as sacrifices to the Norse gods, lest the chill of winter freeze you to the bone. Cheers! |
Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's! |
HAPPY FUCKIN' HALLOWEeeEEEeeeN!!! Don't let:
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Keep the "X" in X-mas Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice. And naughty always makes out better at X-mas |
Thanks for the card, it's going to look just great hidden down the back of the sofa. Here's wishing you the cutest Christmas ever! Not cute enough? CLICK to try again |
This atheist wishes you much non-religious merriment as we celebrate the birth of consumerism. |
Happy Happy Spam Day!
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The Dread Space Pirate Ninja Orion Blastar wishes you a Merry PirateNinjamas and a Happy New Year. Even to Christians, Jewish people, Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics, Communists, Nihilists, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, and everyone else. Orion promises to lay off the looting and plundering and maiming and killing, at least until next year. For those who are not offended by Christmas, Merry Blessed Christmas! |
Gerrycheevers wishes you a Happy Solstice! Enjoy the pagan festival of the Northernmost Sunrise! As a special holiday treat, Gerry also is willing to waive the usual offering of blood required in return for this friendly greeting. |
Merry Holiday type thing, or somthing 2007 Have a Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, Yuletide and/or Kwanzaa, or whatever strange holiday you celebrate. |
Merry Christmas. - STM |
Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch |
~ Merry Xmas TheLedBalloon/Mantle07! ~ |
--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)