User:Swami-UC
Ding Dong[edit | edit source]
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Full Regalia: Grandmaster Webmaster MasterBlaster Mastersson Inspektah Sri Sri Sri Sri Sri Sri (Sri, even) 1008 HizorHir Divine Platitude The Ghost with the Most Reverend't IrReverend "The Swami" Hellswami U.C. Berkeley Weaver-Shaver FruityBlast! Now With 20% More Online X, Astronaut Brahmin Doktor Professor Pseudo-Extreme Lite
All their femboyhood days Berkeley was simply a mild-mannered Jo, doing things the "right" way and getting nothing but False Slack in return; until their third nostril was roused by Berniebro Sandal'ses 2016 Presidential "Run"(away), the scent of which activated their dormant Yeti genes and turned their sights towards the Billionaugh plight. They met J.R. "Bob" Dobbs in person in 2021 AD, who sold them some solar panels at an excellent deal, basically 1/3 of what they're worth, and even helped install them (true story). They've been identified by those in the know as the re-re-REEEE-incarnation of Max Stirner, and they married Robert Anton Wilson's frozen daughter Luna Wilson. Dude loves Timmy and Aleister. Dey espeaka de english y japonaise y sanskriti y little bit ruski hebrew C Lithp y pôrtûĝăys. A jolly sort of fellow, friend of gnomes, eternal lover of christmas, literal myth believer, adept at mime, shit kicker, satanist, marshmallow, dumbo dhingus idk whatever else labels don't define me!
They are oft' attributed as founder of Decelerationism and the author of the Decelerationist Manifesto (can't confirm tho). As for Ůncyclopædia Ærticles, ever the die-hard, Berkeley's uncanny ability to remain stuck in 2007 and copy-paste the same 20-years-too-old context-annihilated neverfunny memes from early internet culture, always 1337speaking and random acting like an edgelord is unmistakeable and unsurpassed, attesting to the old addage that, "You can only grow old once, but you can stay immature forever". On the really real though, Uncyclo articles are among the funniest things Yoosee Birkey has ever red, causing unstoppable sometimes painful laughing fits, so they just want to contribute back and honestly thank you guys. Hypertext forever.
Ring-Wrong[edit | edit source]
A warning from our beloved UC about ghosts and draculas: What's up folks, Boikley here and I gotta tell ya, people who are Necromancers in life, die and become a Lich in death. As a Necromancer they just control one person (themselves). As a Lich they can control multitudes of people, even "good" people. That's right, the threat of Necromancers is real, liches!
Bardicles[edit | edit source]
- Jeff Bezos
- Billionaugh
- ChatGPT (contrib)
- Manic Pixie Dreamgirl (WIP)
- HowTo: Fall Down A Mineshaft And Die... (WIP) [JP]
- Inshall☪Mart (WIP)
Hard-Hitting Soft-Boiled HYPER-NeWS[edit | edit source]
- UnNews:House Considers Cop Smelling Weed Law
- UnNews:Breaking: Я (Country) Threatens Linguistic Takeover with Я (Letter)
Cool Hyperlinks[edit | edit source]
https://kpfa.org/program/puzzling-evidence/
http://secretareaofvipquality.org/saovq/
https://ja.uncyclopedia.info/wiki/利用者:Swami-UC [Japanese Uncyclo Page]
