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World War MDCCLXXVI is an ongoing global conflict involving the world's major powers, including the Steaks, neo-Soviets, their allies and enemies, and even a new Germany led by a revived Hitler. France was the only country to join after the war began, as a revived Napoleon took over office from Emmanuel Macron, who sought France to be free (he fucked up and died again after one second). This has also affected the aviation industry (aka Stuka-building industry).
History[edit | edit source]
World War MDCCLXXVI has been rumoured for many years, as many previous world wars have occured. The idea of a 1776th world war came to be after Marie Curie, who was revived, accidentally revived Adolf Hitler. The latter was distraught at what Germany had become, and so he threw Chancellor Olaf Scholz off the Reichstag. Karl Marx taught Hitler what to do when a country one rules becomes a different state. Among the lessons Marx taught included communism, having sex with females, Russians trying to adhere to Nazism, and of course, prostitution. Meanwhile, wars between Russia, now the Neo-Soviet Republic and Ukraine were already occuring. The former took almost all of Ukraine's land, and the latter's land is essentially the same size as Andorra. North Korea and South Korea, the latter under control of the guys behind the Squid Games, teamed up, although they were separate nations. Taiwan still failed to take China after a millennium.
Attack on America[edit | edit source]
On the morning of December 7, 3023, Uncle Sam and his good northern pal, Canada, were attacked by Kim Jong-un's nuclear rockets, which finally became a success. China also sent in more and more spy balloons to North America. Uncle Sam and Canada called for an immediate meeting with their allies, including the United Kingdom, Pokemonist Japan, the guys down unda, reclaimed American territory the Philippines, etc. Hitler somehow also managed to teleport to Joe Biden's buttocks and managed to eat poop. Ew. Trudeau and Biden immediately got mad, and so the States, Canada and their allies all declared war on their enemies and their enemies' allies, which included Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, a revived Ottoman Empire, the neo-Nazis, an independent Quebec, a North Island rebellion which were against a unified Australia and New Zealand, etc.
Escalation of military action[edit | edit source]
The entire fucking world was at war. Uncle Sam's president was fucked up by Hitler, Karl Marx decided to also fuck up, and a guy named Black Panther decided to form Wakanda by annexing Nigerian territory. When Kim Jong-un decided to spam the X button like it's a Lego game to send rockets to Britain, a single piece of metal destroyed all of London for some weird fucking reason. Meanwhile, Bikini Bottom had fractions of nukes falling, and Plankton decided to destroy himself and his homeland by splitting an atom. Bikini Bottom as we know it was gone in milliseconds. Yeah... *dies of radiation*
France joins the fight, and Other Stories (Dr. Seuss, [REDACTED])[edit | edit source]
Amidst all of the conflict, a country named France remained neutral. That is, until a guy named Napoleon decided to revive himself and take over France once again. He did so successfully, by overthrowing Macron. Napoleon became the new President of France... for one second, that is. He died after just one second, and so France surrendered to Germany, becoming Vichy France again. And then, the newly formed, so-called Wakanda was absolutely thriving against its European enemies with vibranium (oh yeah).