User:Snapple

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sir i bring you a message from tristmaster, plz read it at the bottom.

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A КоммциiзT was written by this article☭

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Note that both the Chiniзe and ze Яussians love ziz AЯTICLE!


אױ געװאַלט
Der usernik vill plotz zol zayn tuchas mit shpilkes, already!
אױ געװאַלט
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This usre si able to contriubte wuth a n inermideate level fo Tpyo
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This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks their ****ing mind all the g*******d time, ya j******.
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& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user is a Communist
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!!
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This user has a bear suit fetish.

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This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
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This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube because they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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This Snapple person is likely to be eaten by a grue.

We suggest you protect yourself or watch an episode of Grue's Clues, tonight right after The Loud House on Nickelodeon  before it eats you too.


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This is what happens to people that disagree with this user.
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This user is a Ninjazi, with dominion over everything that goes "Sieg Heil".
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You are dead.
<insert name here> has been killed by Snapple
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this picture applys to all who disagree with me
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This user is the sworn nemesis of [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]].
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This user is Irish
…to be sure, to be sure.
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This page contains actual funny content and may even be informative: Holy shit, we're all gonna laugh!


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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
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This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.
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This user considers themselves a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
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This user doesn't care.
NO
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user's IQ is over negative.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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This user was brought to you by the letters XXX and the number 1.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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Yes they does.
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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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Mwa ha ha ha ha!

This user wants to drink your blood!


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This User is Highly Flammable. Avoid Contact While Naked or Scantly Clad!
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This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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INTRODUCTION[edit]

This article is all about me, not u, not WINDOWS ME, not the knights who say ni, not ur pc, not bruce lee, not the letter "E", not peas, not the wii, not your keys, not your G, not flees, not dvds, not muhamed ali, not 23, not 33, not 43, not 53, not 63, not etc, not cheese, not wiwi, not psp, not ps3, not xbox360, not tea, not jet li, not money, not monkey, not pee, not 3, not_________ (insert word ending with the "e" sound here), just me. Snapple is, however, offering the chance for this page to be about YOU!!!! Thats right on every second tuesday of next week this article is about YOU!!! But until then, u should really consider leaving. C'mon now hop to it. Did u leave? Damn ur stubborn. O well i hope u brought peanut butter. U did? Good now i dont have to kill u. Now... That is unless it isn't crunchy peanut butter. Anyways thank u for ur peanut butter and enjoi ur stay!!

LIKES[edit]

  • Death
  • Pain
  • your mum
  • hahahahahahahaha
  • im ur real dad
  • think about that
  • i dont even love u
  • my own little attack grue
  • mess with me bitch!
  • video-games
  • oscar wilde
  • all kinds of metal
  • ultimate jesus
  • ultimate pirate
  • master hand
  • mario
  • communism
  • Hitler
  • Stalin
  • V.I. Lenin

DISLIKES[edit]

  • You
  • no rly get out of here
  • im watching u
  • ..................................
  • BOOOO!!!!
  • r u scared?
  • u should be!!
  • soviet russia
  • eurgs
  • anti-grues
  • grues
  • pokemon
  • stalkers
  • sexual harassment
  • mongo pushers
  • n00bs
  • (mainly you u little n00blet)
  • piano
  • country music
  • George W. Bush
  • George Dubya Bush
  • Windows ME
  • Windows 95
  • Kitten Huffers

BIOGRAPHY[edit]

(3rd person talkin is teh bestest) snapple was born in a frozen waste land known as new york. He, like many others, has grown

to hate the winters (and most of life for that matter). snapple currently resides to the left of the end of the world.



QUOTES[edit]

All ur base is belongs to ME

Snapple on communism


NO YOU CAN'T DRINK ME

Snapple on Snapple


I really don't understand the Washington Memorial, it's more like a tribute to Bill Clinton...

Snapple on Washington Memorial


I SWEAR I WAS JUST SHOWING HER A WRESTLING MOVE!!!

Bill Clinton on comment above


Didn't i see this in The Titanic?

Snapple on Open Water

Just another reason why the mentaly insane should not have computer privalages.

Oscar Wilde on Snapple

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hello snapple, im here to tell you that all your base belong to us. but in more important news, i have my nintendo 64 back. how, you may ask, well lets just say i "liberated" it. anyway i must ask you for an intruiging visit to my home of all homes, becouse then we can play glover and chat over tea and cookies.(remember the little round bad guys?) probably shouldan't have mentioned that last part, regardless i have decided for a visit, although when is in question. we will have to discuss that at a later time and place. but for now i'm staying home from school on an illness.

                            -Tristmaster, the great and powerful owner(no not THE owner)