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- "Justice" is what they call revenge.
- Television is how they avoid thinking.
- Wars make them self-righteous.
- The Internet exists only to feed their lust.
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"He ah-no give me ah-good coverage!"
- Google reveals least popular searches of 2024
- Jay-Z and Beyonce sit their children down and have a talk with them
- Luigi cosplays as Robin Hood and guns down health insurance CEO; (Pictured) Americans rejoice
- South Korea's president tries to order pizza, declares martial law instead
- Biden pardons Princess Peach and Blossom
- ... and Hunter... and Fauci...
- Special Counsel Jack Smith pardons President-elect turkey, meaning he gets away with January 6th
- Cicely Tyson demolishes Aaron Paul in Netflix "boxing" match
- Project 2025 to be implemented in 2026, riots ensue
- The Onion buys InfoWars. Extra true conspiracy theories coming soon!
- "Nope!" says, judge
- Epstein pal Trump picks sex pest pedophile as attorney general... only for him to pull out
- Trump picks Led Zeppelin to lead EPA
- Obama smears poop on daycare
- Kardashian and Aniston endorse bestiality
- UnNews publishes official 2024 post-election guide for liberals having to deal with Trump
- Joe Biden named winner of 2024 election, confusion erupts in America
- 2024 U.S. election cancelled due to absence of electoral votes, anarchy likely to follow
- TikToker Peanut the Squirrel swatted, killed for "illegal guns and drugs"
Ongoing: Eurovision Song Contest • Russian Invasion • Israel-Hamas conflict • United States presidential election aftermath • NBA and NHL seasons • Athletes doing the "Trump Dance" • Bill Belichick going insane
Recent deaths: Rickey Henderson • Brian Thompson (United Healthcare CEO) • Democrat party • Diddy's career • The Eras Tour • Alabama football's championship bid • The white guy from The Mod Squad
Upcoming deaths: Vladimir Putin • Bashar al-Assad • Diddy's freedom • Benjamin Netanyahu • Jay-Z's career and freedom • Kate Middleton • Aaron Rodgers' career
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