User:Emmzee/old
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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
To-Do List
6:00-8:00 AM | Breakfast, read 1337 Bible. |
8:00-9:00 AM | Kick some puppies. |
9:00-9:30 AM | Naptime! |
9:30-11:00 AM | Edit Uncyclopedia. |
11:00-1:00 PM | Lunch eaten off of dead babies. |
1:00-3:00 PM | High Tea with English Ambassador. |
3:00-4:00 PM | Afternoon Naptime. |
4:00-6:00 PM | Plot world domination. |
6:00-7:00 PM | Dinner. |
7:00-9:00 PM | Video Games. |
9:00-10:00 PM | Goatse. |
10:00-11:00 PM | Masturbate. |
11:00 PM | Sleep time! |
This article is obviously created by someone who is Fucking Rad
“In Soviet Russia, Emmzee date rapes YOU!!”
“Why did I even leave a comment in this creative black hole?”
“He certainly does suck!”
“I pity the fool that messes with Emmzee! Talking about...bad for the kids! Don't play me for no jibba-jabba fool!”
“There is no other man I admire more.”
“Uhh...that last quote was pretty gay. You want to say something, He-Man?”
“SHUT UP! I'LL CUT YOU!”
“George Bush doesn't care about Emmzee.”
I am now bringing Russian Reversal to every page. Watch out for Emmzee, 'cause I am gonna fuck you up. Seriously.
(points to self) (crotch thrusting) (points to you) (points up)
My Articles[edit | edit source]
- Stickland
- Peepers
- Toilet Conspiracy
- Jewsplosion
- People Are Dying
- Guitar Duel
- Wacky Gameshows that don't Exist, but should
- 100 Worst Self Help Books
- Crapbot Computers
- Schneck Technologies
- Commie Invasion
- Guru Meditation
- I also did some things in Zork2, which are in the Chapter 4 Grueslayer fight.
- I did several Unnews articles too!
- This is gonna be my best work ever. Without further adeu...ABYSS!!!!!!!
- Decapitation Disease
My Images[edit | edit source]
- Image:Thisgraph.png
- Image:Matrickshax.png
My Templates[edit | edit source]
My Categories[edit | edit source]
- Category:Rad
The Man, The Legend, The Breakfast Cereal[edit | edit source]
Emmzee is one of the coolest mofo's ever. Except for that Gwax guy. He's cool too. But enough of the brown-nosing.
Why I am Awesome[edit | edit source]
Many people have complained that I am "egotistical". Well they don't know shit about me. Here is a short list of my accomplishements:
- Your Mom
- Your Mom
- Your Mom
- Your Mom
- Your Mom
- I climbed Mount Everest once. With Your Mom.
- Your Mom
- Your Mom
- I went to space once. Guess who I went with?
- Your Mom!
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This user has successfully hacked into the Matricks. What have you done lately? |
Related People (for now)[edit | edit source]
That joke never gets old. Ha!
My Favorite Articles[edit | edit source]
- Your Mom (what a shock)
- I Can't Believe it's Not Murder
- Grand Conspiracy
- Torture
- Alternative Medicine
- Iron Maiden
- Interweb
- Counter Strike
- Counter-Strike: Text-based version
- The substance left at the bottom of a squeezy bottle
- Bouncy Castle
- Game:Zork2
- Martin Van Buren
The 5 Noble Truths[edit | edit source]
- I am Fucking Rad.
- I pwn your ass too hard.
- I am an Uncyclopedian.
- I like Pie.
- Metal is the only real form of music.
- I was voted "most likely to be eaten by a Grue" at Middle school graduation.
This user has made the supreme Uncyclopedia sacrifice, donating a life in the line of Zork only to be repeatedly eaten by a hungry grue.