Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Björk farts

Article: UnNews:Björk farts	Score: -2 against squeaky toy noises.
Nominated by:	—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 10:51, April 19, 2010 (UTC)
For: 5	Nom & For. Now hear me out, I know it's different, there's not a lot of content and it's not what we usually have on the main page. However, it's amusing, it fits in nicely with recent events, an event I think we'll remember for quite some time as I write this in Manchester Airport on my Blackberry unable to go anywhere and its different, different is good, lets have some diversity and feature this article! --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 10:51, April 19, 2010 (UTC) Agreed A good idea, and a pic is worth 1,000 words. The caption could be just a little bit funnier though, imnho, and include a reference to Bjork for those who can't connect concepts very well. Aleister in Chains 13:30 19 4 MMX HELL YES! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:50, 20 April 2010 For. Hahahahahahahahahaha! It reminded me of Family Guy episode in which Peter Griffin was in a TV show "Bobcat or Bjork" where he needed to guess if the soundtrack contains Bjork's or Bobcat's voice :P And he failed to guess :D Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 11:18, April 21, 2010 (UTC) For Possibly could do with a funnier caption, but this concept alone is worth featuring. Also, I fail to see why Hyperbole assumes it being Björk's fart being random. She is the first thing that comes to mind when I think Iceland. Cause she's from Iceland. Pretty sure most people know that. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:37, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 7	Against. I wouldn't even vote for this on VFG. It's a truly lame fart joke that ties itself to a random celebrity. This isn't my expected "funny but too short to be featurable" vote. This is a "not at all funny" vote. pillow talk 23:11, April 20, 2010 (UTC) WTF? No. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 03:59, Apr 21 2010 UTC Against. Now, an article named "UnTunes:Bjork farts": that I'd vote for. IronLung 09:04, April 21, 2010 (UTC) Against a regular photo and a fart joke. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 04:02, April 23, 2010 (UTC) I pooped in a sock once. --Roman Dog Bird 04:08, April 23, 2010 (UTC) Against. per Hyperbole Mn-z 15:12, April 23, 2010 (UTC) wat —Pelozurian (talk) 06:10, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Which 1,000 words? *Style* *Guide* 19:36, April 19, 2010 (UTC) It's a quiet afternoon in the valleys of Iceland, not a sound to be heard except the birds tweeting in the spring sun it's oh so quiet and so peaceful. Ülriik is sat upon a hill watching the sheep, he sighs to himself "it's so peaceful", that is until. From the corner of his eye Ülriik see's the nearby mountains, a large grey plume rises suddenly across the plains, darkening the sky all around. His sheep bleet and run back to the farm leaving him stood there aghast, the ground begins to shake beneath him and he falls to his knees just in time to be hit by the sound-wave" "YOU BLOW A FUSE! Echoes across the valleys followed by a long, deep "B-Flat", resonating through all of Iceland, the sun, now hidden behind the ever-growing smog, clouds the country into darkness. Then something about it spreading to Europe, but those words ;-) --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 13:52, April 20, 2010 (UTC) Whoever you are (you're before my time), start an article and write like that. I want to see it. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 02:46, April 24, 2010 (UTC) Weak, weak, abstain. A ha ha ha ha!!! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 24 Apr 2010 ~ 02:36 (UTC)