Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:Harry Potter Summarized in Less Than a Minute

Article: UnBooks:Harry Potter Summarized in Less Than a Minute	Score: 3 shitty pages
Nominated by:	🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:23, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
For: 3	I might be one of the funniest Uncyclopedians, maybe even the funniest. All my friends would tell you that I'm the dumbest Uncyclopedian, the worst Uncyclopedian. I'd say that I'm stopping this presidential gag for his own sake! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:23, 14 January 2026 (UTC) For. Mr. George / talk 11:06, 14 January 2026 (UTC) FUCK YEAH!!! ShabiDOO 13:46, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Against: 0	No against votes
Comments	Comment. SIDENOTE: "You are dump, I am shart" originally resonated from Forum:Gerg's Villian Arc but it's more of a punchline that I made up for my other project that just so happened to end up here on Uncyclopedia. Therefore, please, PLEASE associate that joke with this article. I do to, and you shall as well! If you really hate it that much, I'll rewrite it. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:23, 14 January 2026 (UTC) Abstain. you do seem to forget some things, don't you? General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 01:28, 14 January 2026 (UTC) @Turb0-Sunrise: Oh yeahhhh, Bad Motherfucker. obviously. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:30, 14 January 2026 (UTC) and other things, too General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 01:31, 14 January 2026 (UTC) @Turb0-Sunrise: Obviously Frosty. He's my boy! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:33, 14 January 2026 (UTC) this too General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 01:37, 14 January 2026 (UTC) @Turb0-Sunrise: That one... nah, actually, that one belongs to you, bro. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:40, 14 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. gene wofle Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 02:49, 14 January 2026 (UTC) This is one of the best comment threads I've seen in VFH. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 03:21, 14 January 2026 (UTC)