Uncyclopedia:VFH/Tom Brady (2nd nomination)

Article: Tom Brady	Score: -1 bullshit playoff wins
Nominated by:	—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:06, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
For: 5	Self-Nom & For. I'm sure every user on this site has a handful of articles they thought could/should have become features, but ultimately didn't for whatever reason. This, for me, is one such article. When this was nommed for VFH back in, like, June or July or whatever it was, it failed miserably, something I attribute to it being put up for vote too close on the heals of Peyton Manning, it's companion piece. Anyway, it's months later, football is in the air, and VFH is a tad bit slow, so I figured I might as well give this another shot. If it becomes a feature, great! If not, oh well. I guess I'll find out soon enough. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:06, September 8, 2009 (UTC) For Nice article. Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 22:53, September 8, 2009 (UTC) Beer me. I imagine this is how every single English pubgoer talks about (real) football. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:15, September 9, 2009 (UTC) Yup. Because I voted for it last time. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:19, 9 September 2009 For. Personally, I love sports-themed companion pieces. Also, I loved the September 2001 line. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 19:29, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
Against: 6	Against. Does nothing for me. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:21, 8 Sep Against mainly per above and, by the way, Ohio State sucks. I'm sure many people share my sentiments.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 00:02, September 9, 2009 (UTC) For the record, I have next to no interest in college football, the narrator dude just has to diametrically oppose Brady in every way, hence his Ohio State fandom. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:35, September 9, 2009 (UTC) fuckfuckfuckfuckbullfuckingshitfuckthisfuckthatfuckyou. And once again, I don't like articles written in this style. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckshitballsfuckaduckfuckaduckfuckaduckfuckaduckfudkcafsdio00fjs -- Roman Dog Bird 05:11, September 9, 2009 (UTC) Against. The second time around changed some things for me, but not enough. Also, I don't think the article needs the "hitting Darlene" part, either. Domestic abuse isn't funny. Period. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:26, Sep 9 Q. What's the first thing a woman does after she leaves the battered wives shelter? A. The dishes if she knows what's good for her. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:33, 10 Sep LOL LOL -- Roman Dog Bird 20:50, September 10, 2009 (UTC) omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:53, 10 September 2009 Against. per above. Mn-z 02:47, September 11, 2009 (UTC) Against Say no to recycling. --THINKER 09:46, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Pee. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:06, September 8, 2009 (UTC) I just want to make it clear that I'm not saying all of the swearing detracts from the article. I know plenty of football (and sports fans) are like this, and that this a parody of them. Hell, I swear pretty much all of the time. I just didn't want my vote to be merely, "I don't like this style", which is the damn truth. -- Roman Dog Bird 05:20, September 9, 2009 (UTC) Abstain. *RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate). 21:31, September 9, 2009 (UTC)