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Article: Tantra	Score: 12.5 different naughty positions
Nominated by:	John Lydon
For: 12.5	--—John Lydon 12:12, June 15, 2010 (UTC)  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:14, 15 June 2010  For. Ton of work in this one. Epic!--Funnybony    12:41, Jun 15 For. After trying to be all serious with how to invent the wheel, Aleister is back on form and writing about rude things again. And am I right in thinking Funnybony worked on this too? They make a good team. --Black Flamingo 16:13, June 15, 2010 (UTC) For Thanks John! Comment and page history below (Funnybony did tantra too). And what! I love the inventing the wheel page, it rocks (literally, and woods too). It'll be back, I swear on my mother's grave ("Fuck you, ma" She's fourth from the right). Aleister in Chains 16:52 15 6 MMX Very. -- monika 20:43, June 15, 2010 (UTC) For. OK. Style  Guide 06:52, June 16, 2010 (UTC)  Foar —Pelozurian (talk) 07:00, 16 June 2010 (UTC) For. good advice for men, I may follow it all and see if i can land myself another g/f now. -Maniac1075Complain Here 00:32, June 17, 2010 (UTC) For. hahah hand puppets! Yep - that sealed it. RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:35, June 17, 2010 (UTC)  For. (I held out as long as I could before I voted for this.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  20 Jun 2010 ~ 09:05 (UTC) Sweet. 99.56.189.230 04:21, June 21, 2010 (UTC) For. Go on then, if I must. --UU - natter 09:46, Jun 22
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Comments	Really, really, well done job of taking an abandoned article left by someone who thought this was Wikipedia and turning it on its head. Vinaykumar2000 came by one day and started this as a wikipedia page. When I told him we were a clown site, and that I'd be happy to add the funny, he ran, and he was so busy running away that he didn't even pick up his article. So I worked on it like a beaver in heat, got it into shape with edits and pics and things, and then Funnybony said "Fuck you asshole, get off that page," and he started to add pictures and shape it up real good some more. So I said "Fuck you Funnybony, give it back!" And he did, but soon John Lydon came by and bothered me, and then he peed on it, saying it was shit, and I worked some more and then JOHN NOMMED IT! My next nom was going to be my Well-oiled birds poem, to say what for to BP, and now I have to sit on that because Ape hurried up and wrote a news story that's now nommed, and Guildy wants to pee on mine. So that will wait for a little bit unless Ape's falters, or you guys want to nom both Ape's and mine to properly say "Fuck you" to BP (that's what I'd do). And that's all there is to it. All blessings and Shakti to Vinaykumar2000, who I can still see running away along the ridgeline of the opposite mountains. Aleister 16:45 15 6 MMX

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