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Article: Red Lobster	Score: 15 heroes sticking up for the upper class, the class too lazy to make their own damn dinner
Nominated by:	Le Cejak • <1:03 May 19, 2009>
For: 15.5	Random For While clicking around randomly, I started reading this little article by an author I've never heard of. The author is still working on it, but it's already good enough for the front page. "Red Lobster," a superhero? Funny stuff.   Le Cejak • <1:03 May 19, 2009> u see honkys? DIS is da type of shit we should be featurinin. not dis gay bullshit we got up today writin in da first person and shit. DIS is the type of misleadinin stuff we folk should be writin herr. DIS looks like a fake wikipedin arbicle. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:10, 19 May 2009 (UTC) For. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:03, 19 May 2009 (UTC) For. I remember Red Lobster's old ads, with the chef who had lobster legs. It was quite disturbing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:11, 19 May 2009 (UTC) For. per above. Mnb'z 06:00, 19 May 2009 (UTC) For. --Docile hippopotamus 06:59, 19 May 2009 (UTC)  For. Per my review. Saberwolf116 12:23, 19 May 2009 (UTC) Oi! Who nommed this without tellin' me?! Anyway, For. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:58, May 19 Hmmmmm. I'm a little disturbed by "The author is still working on it, but..." Did you just stop him? But this really is pretty good. pillow talk 16:28, 19 May 2009 (UTC) I think it's really good as it is, so no need to worry.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 19:08, 19 May 2009 (UTC) Ra-approved Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 17:22, May, 19 '09 Self-For. I think this one's better than Hydrogen, personally. Geez, how did I not know about this until ten for votes?--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 19:02, 19 May 2009 (UTC) Yes! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:00, 19 May 2009 (UTC) Cheddar Bay Reference to me=for Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:34,19May,2009 For. 174.48.152.35 21:45, 19 May 2009 (UTC) For Nice work, I like it -- fuentfue My Talk : My Awards 23:38, 19 May 2009 (UTC) For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:13, 20 May 2009
Against: 0.5	Against. 67.244.98.166 22:03, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Good point, RDB, even though you said it kinda funny... thick accent, I think. Anyway, yeah, I'm also not a fan of first-person bullshit.   Le Cejak • <1:19 May 19, 2009> Have you tried the really fine first person bullshit? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:11, 19 May 2009 (UTC) I dunno, I'm okay with it, I guess. I mean I am a strong believer in the theory that anything is alright if you put enough Ketchup on it. Seriously though, I agree completely. This site is a parody of Wikipedia, not a place to post stand-up material.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 19:26, 19 May 2009 (UTC) What's with Red Lobster? It's not red, and it's not lobster...could someone explain this to me?! MOfeld 21:03, 19 May 2009 (UTC) I know, what's up with that? I once cooked Red Lobster, but during cooking it lost water weight! There was shrinkage!--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 21:08, 19 May 2009 (UTC) Abstain.. No funny lights came on for me personally but that is just my own humble onion. --Romartus 18:38, 19 May 2009 (UTC) Onion? Are you an anthropomorphic vegetable or something?--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 19:26, 19 May 2009 (UTC) I have a garden of interesting vegetables !--Romartus 06:10, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

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