Uncyclopedia:VFH/My first article on Uncyclopedia

Article: My first article on Uncyclopedia	Score: -3 articles deleted
Nominated by:	MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:42, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
For: 8	Nom and for Cause it's awesome. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:42, 18 June 2009 (UTC) For I just read this. Hilarious. Staircase CUN^t 01:43, 18 June 2009 (UTC) For Yes. ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 01:45, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Self-For Would be the first article to be a dual-feature. The ?pedia adminz will probably be angry at me but... I'm a phantom and I think I've got enough reputation to avoid them going apeshit. --T3 01:49, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Obvious for. Saberwolf116 02:11, 18 June 2009 (UTC) For. --Docile hippopotamus 04:04, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Bless. Epic forforfor User:Zheliel/sigz2 04:37, 18 June 2009 (UTC) For. Dull, unoriginal, please don't feature this. I live in your eyes 09:30, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
Against: 11	Against. Maybe if it was 20 times longer, I would. Couldn't you just stretch the joke out? Have the author talking with the UNCYC ADMIN thing for a while? Le Cejak • <1:44 Jun 18, 2009> Against. T3... I like you, and this was great for ?pedia... But I can't vote for a two-minute article while material that people have spent hours and days on is getting voted down. T. (talk) 02:45, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Are you fucking serious? I've only seen this joke 500 million times before. You know. Even expanded upon, the joke has been done. Seriously. It's over. We get it. "New people act a lot like new people." Okay. -RA HB 04:46, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Against per RAHB, but even angrier. Something like "I WILL RIP YOUR PENIS OFF AND SHOVE IT DOWN THE HOLE IN YOUR PENIS." Something like that. pillow talk 05:32, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Against. Per todd except I demnd those two minutes back! *Orian57* Talk 05:46 18 June 2009 Against. Not so much. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:30, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Against. No way is this a VFH contender. Perhaps it could live on as a 'hurry up noob' template for people to finish an article. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 09:36, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Seriously. ~ 09:37, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Against. I'm afraid I'm siding with the serious people on this one. —Sir Socky** (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:48, 18 June 2009 (UTC) Fucking shit are you kidding? A meaningless five minutes effort gets on VFH and 8 people are already for it? No! Toddy said it best.. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:22 June 18 '09 Against. I have no soul, apparently. Fuck it - easy come, easy go. I love ?pedia - because it's different to us. This is a ?pedia feature, and that's cool. Leave it at that. Plus what Todd said. --UU - natter 10:50, Jun 18 ...Er no. Per Todd. I like to think VFH celebrates talent and hard work not mediocrity and taking the piss.
Comments	And if you vote against, you have no soul. /stares at Cajek. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:07, 18 June 2009 (UTC) /Also stares at Todd. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:47, 18 June 2009 (UTC)