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Article: Lockdown	Score: 6 People who are under quarentine from Coronavirus
Nominated by:	Few reasons to nominate. High relevance Very long and informative Modestly funny I think that this is something worth featuring, definitely more then some other articles that have been nominatedGale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 00:59, 18 February 2021 (UTC)
For: 7	For. as nominator. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 00:59, 18 February 2021 (UTC)  For. Very timely and important. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:04, 25 February 2021 (UTC)  For. I finally got a chance to take a deep dive into this, and I love it! Yeah it's unorthodox, but it's very funny. MrX blow me 19:16, 1 March 2021 (UTC)  For. WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 15:50, 11 March 2021 (UTC)  For. ~ HipponiasCUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  17:34, 14 March 2021 (UTC)  For. It's been a number of years since I've shamelessly voted for something of my own Sog1970 (talk) 09:59, 15 March 2021 (UTC)  For. Eh.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:53am  March 16, 2021
Against: 1	Against. Even as a bilingual Anglophone (American) directly impacted by the Californian and Mexican Covid lockdowns, I could make neither heads nor tails of this article, particularly given its title. Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 23:45, 7 March 2021 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. This article may well be excellent, but I likely speak for readers throughout North America and Austrailia in saying the article went right over my head solely due to Geography. As such, I'll gladly withdraw my "against" vote provided the article's title first undergoes a minor tweak and is revised to something like, "Covid Lockdown - Wales & UK," or similar. I have no specific "refocused" title in mind. Suffice to say the current working title of "Lockdown" seems too general for so "niche" a satire about a topic as universal as Covid lockdowns. Furthermore, slightly altering the title as mentioned will gain more attention from the Uncyclopedians best-suited to cast a vote on this article (i.e., those people whom are familiar with both the UK's Covid lockdowns AND the Welsh language). Knowing these things first hand, they should receive the fullest and fairest opportunity in deciding whether Unclyclopedia ultimately features this article. Being the article's inherent "target audience," we owe said readers at least that much. Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 23:45, 7 March 2021 (UTC) The title was crap. In my defence, I was so annoyed at the junior cop that demanded my name and address as though I were 14, and who then temporarily forgot how to speak English when I embarrassed him, that I wrote it quickly and then couldn't think what to call it or do with it. If it helps, I moved it to Lockdown (UK). The Welsh is either explained in the text as English phrase/Welsh equivalent, or hyperlinked to a page on wikipedia or uncyclopedia. So, no knowledge of the language is required to understand the meaning. And, I don't think anyone really needs to know anything about Welsh Geography to understand from the context that Powys is hillbilly country. I just picked Machynlleth because I know some people from there and listening to English people fail to pronounce it is always good fun. It might have been Yscreifiog or Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch, for that matter. I don't have a clue where Winona, Kingman, Barstow or San Bernardino are but that doesn't stop me understanding the meaning of Route 66 Sog1970 (talk) 21:59, 8 March 2021 (UTC) I currently live in the UK (not Wales though) and I am affected by the lockdowns. I probably missed some jokes here and there but I did chuckle through the article and I think it explains the Welsh to non-speakers pretty well. ~ HipponiasCUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  17:34, 14 March 2021 (UTC) I don’t actually speak Welsh either. So, there’s a good chance some of it is wrong. Sog1970 Comment. This definitely still needs work.ShabiDOO 18:55, 27 February 2021 (UTC)

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