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| Article: Laird Hamilton
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Score: 6
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Funnybony 00:19, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
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For: 6
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- For. Funnybony 00:20, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
- For. A nice article. —Sir Socky
   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:44, 23 January 2010
- For Much improvements since my review. I would love to see this on the front page--
 Director WILL YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 16:04, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
- For Per Socky MrN
 16:48, Jan 26
- For WanderingGuy 18:21, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
- For. I got most of the way through before I had any idea how I'd vote: for, abstain, or against. Several times it would sound like a straight article (no gay joke intended), then say something really stupid--only I found the stupid funny. Go figure. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 00:02, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Against: 0
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Against. the over-the-top fanboyism doesn't make me laugh. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 00:01, Jan 25 2010
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| Comments
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This went through about a year ago without featuring my bloody hero, Mr Hell-bent-on-suicide-Laird Hamilton, who makes both Jack Bauer & Chuck Norris look like whimpering pussies, and he does it for real. The surfing clip has to be seen to realize the extent of insanity of this real-life maniac subject. After one year careful consideration and condensing, and after just getting a friendly Pee score of 39 from the much feared "Iwillkillyou", and making recommended adjustments, I'm giving this a kinda hopeful self-nom. Long live Laird, you crazy motherfucker!!!--Funnybony 00:19, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
- Abstain. It is written in a super surf fan boy mode but for me that is the problem. I checked the wikipedia link which appears to be a toned down version of this one.
 RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:48, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
- Comment Well the fan boy style has been calmed down a lot, a few more good bits added, and some of the less good bits removed. Maybe take another look? MrN 17:03, Jan 31
- Change to abstain - It's better, enough to null my against, but I personally would have liked to read an article trying to tear him down (i.e. he uses a jet ski to catch the waves and not by himself). • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 23:12, Jan 31 2010
- Note: Laird would be hard to tear down. He uses a jet ski to catch waves the way a skier uses a helicopter to catch mountains. As a surfer I assure that it is physically impossible to catch waves the size Laird rides by paddling. As DD said, "You can't catch a freight-train with a tricycle--Funnybony 16:36, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
- Well, even an article trying to tear him down and then miserably failing would be pretty funny, IMO. Something to think about, I guess... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 16:31, Feb 8 2010
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