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| Article: Did you ever lock horns with a goat?
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Score: 6 users who really lived, man!
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Aleister in Chains
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For: 10
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 Self-ish nom & For. Might as well go for it, one for the thumb. This page flew out of my brain on my sojourn to ?pedia, I roped it and brought it back here, then Magic man improved it with a very helpful review. Thanks for any votes as I try to finish off MMX with a head bang (if my mom is willing). Aleister 12:58 25 12 MMX- For. Cute Funnybony
   13:02, Dec 25 13:02, December 25, 2010 (UTC)
- For. 'Cause. This is Illogicopedia, man! 1234 ~
 16:16, 25 December 2010
- For. —Sir Socky
   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:23, 26 December 2010
- For. Hmmm... ~
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- Click Click Clackedy --
Magic Snow man ☃ 21:34, December 28, 2010 (UTC)
- Vintage Chains. --Black Flamingo 13:00, December 30, 2010 (UTC)
- For. So if this gets featured how many will that be for you Aleister? --Dancing dude
  18:38, December 30, 2010 (UTC)
- With this page I was going for XXX in MMX. But, alas, not to be. Thanks for all the vlotes, I love this page, and have divorced a previous page to marry it. Aleister 3:41 New Years Eve MMX
- For. Shabidoo 04:46, December 31, 2010 (UTC)
- For. You know what? Screw it, I love this page! Scofield 20:23, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
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Against: 4
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 Against. I may be missing something, but to me it seems that all there is to this article is an idiom taken literally, everything else is just random drivel that's also difficult to read, making it even more boring. While that may be perfect for Illogicopedia, I don't see why this should be on Uncyclopedia, let alone be a featured article. Schamschi 18:09, December 27, 2010 (UTC)- Against. I think deer lock horns, goats just head butt but I am not an expert. Needs to climb that mountain a bit higher in my view.
 RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:57, December 29, 2010 (UTC)
- Iz a metaphor, silly. Goats don't lock horns, and humans don't even have physical horns. Google a combination of "lock horns goat" and it comes right back to this article! Aleister 00:54 30 12
- Against. I am afraid I find this to be sub-hilarious.
 pillow talk 19:32, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
- Against. I wish to place it on record that I am a fan of Al, but not of this article, unfortunately. --UU - natter
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- To Schmaschi: Obviously, you've never locked horns with a goat!!! You've never LIVED man! How could you understand the drivel in the article when your brain has never seeped into your eyes and you wiped it away with a SMILE because you knew it was the perfect moment, the only one you may ever have? Can you begin to comprehend what it is to have to live with boredom every second of every day, like I do? To have only one memory to cling to as maybe once a week Susan or whatever her name is feeds you corn and rubs on your elbow again? If not, I am not surprised this article means nothing to you. I pray that someday you will have your goat to cling to as well, kind sir. Until that day arrives in your pale, nongoated, life, and you clambor here to vote Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes! only to find that the page has long-ago failed and been archived, I bid you adieu, and peace be upon your very steps until your moment of bliss. Aleister 20:03 27 12
Abstain.While I really love the concept and narrative style, this one needs some proofreading before going to the main page. Scofield 17:06, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
- How DARE you insult my proofreading skills! 1234 ~ 17:11, 1 January 2011
- Yeah, just checked myself and didn't see any. What errors are you referring to exactly? --Black Flamingo 17:13, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
- (to Lyrithya) Good one. (to Flamingo) Just some formatting issues. The article's neither well-organized, nor is it that coherent in the beginning. --Scofield 17:29, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
- Ah sorry, I thought you meant spelling/grammar. --Black Flamingo 17:56, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
- That is generally what 'proofreading' means... and what exaclty would be 'well-organized' for something of this nature? 1234 ~ 18:13, 1 January 2011
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Self-ish nom & 
Against. I may be missing something, but to me it seems that all there is to this article is an idiom taken literally, everything else is just random drivel that's also difficult to read, making it even more boring. While that may be perfect for Illogicopedia, I don't see why this should be on Uncyclopedia, let alone be a featured article. 
