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Article: Cheryl Cole

Score: 11 icons, inspirations, role models existing, bravely, through the pain

Nominated by: Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:58, 24 October 2010
For: 12
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom+For. Bravely, through the pain. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:58, 24 October 2010
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Snrk. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101024 - 22:10 (UTC)
  3. For. Super!!! Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 22:15, Oct 24 22:15, October 24, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Excellent --Sog1970 08:08, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Very for.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:32, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
  6. For. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:32, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
  7. You would though, wouldn't you. Probably the ginger one too. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
    The ginger one is my favourite - she has hidden depths. Possibly. Plus, she'd be the most grateful.--Sog1970 20:10, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
    Also in 20 years time, everyone will have forgotten Sarah or the Irish one. But if you say "I shagged the ginger one from Girls Aloud" that would still generate respect. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:35, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Actually, I prefer the one with the big arse. The one no one knows the name of. --Black Flamingo 09:32, October 26, 2010 (UTC)
  9. For. YES! This article is just what we needed to see. Dr. Fenwick 04:11, October 27, 2010 (UTC)
  10. For. Timely Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:00, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. The article has been deemed ship-shape by it's captain, ah, author. Set sail Proud Cheryl, your masts are mighty. Aleister 12:25 30 10
  12. For. Should probably vote for this now. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:34, October 31, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 1
  1. Who? After looking this person up on Wikipedia I have come to the conclusion that they are some sort of British celebrity. But I've never heard of her and most of this article just doesn't make any sense to me. -- The Zombiebaron 02:05, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
    But you must have heard of her. She knows will.i.am. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  10:23, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
    Damn! I didn't realise it worked like that. I should have voted against every article on American politicians, baseball, basketball and American so-called "Football" players over the last couple years. Someone should have told me. --Sog1970 11:39, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
    British? I thought she was some kind of Hong Kong madam, specializing in young Asian children. I was taken in. I want my vote back! Aleister 12:27 30 10
Comments
  • Self-Abs. Thanks, but it's not finished yet. She still has to battle with malaria, poor girl. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:01, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • I've been holding off voting for this because you say it's not finished, but it seems to be passing nicely. Finished? Aleister 10:45 26 10
    Yeah, by the time you get around to adding stuff about malaria, there'll be another huge news-worthy story to get in there. Cheryl's life is a non-stop rollercoaster of turmoil, you'll never keep up with it. --Black Flamingo 12:09, October 26, 2010 (UTC)
    Yet somehow she soldiers on... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
    I'm going to be a bit busy for a day or two. Hopefully I should be able to finish this sometime Thursday. Then you can vote all you want. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:51, October 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment. It needs some minor proof reading and appears to have an uncompleted joke as regards her brother. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:56, October 27, 2010 (UTC)
Which I have since added and now voted in favour --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:03, October 28, 2010 (UTC)

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