Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise/Archive

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The articles are written, the votes are tallied and the first ever Uncyclopedia Poo Lit Surprise Writing Competition is now over! We had over forty participants and nearly fifty (non-disqualified) articles in total, which marks the first PLS a resounding success. Thanks to the judges for plowing through a metric ton of blathering nonsense sparkling prose, and of course to the writers, because without them we could keep our money. The competition was fierce; in all three of the categories one extra vote could potentially have swayed the results. Without further ado, the following are the winners and honorable mentions of the Poo Lit Surprise...

Best Illustrated Article
Winner:

Age of Umpires by Hindleyite

Honorable Mentions:

The Cold War by Spintherism

Water powered bus by Spang

Best Rewrite
Winner:

Metrosexual by Spintherism, based on Metrosexual

Honorable Mentions:

William Wordsworth by Claudius Prime, based on Wordsworth

Fozzie Bear by Bear, based on Fozzie Bear

Best Article
Winner:

The Enigmatic Mr. Grumpikins by Iritscen

Honorable Mentions:

Segregation by RadicalX

Internet (video game) by EvilZak

Our three winners will receive the esteemed title of Poet Lowrate for the Order of Uncyclopedia, as well as an Amazon e-certificate for $1000. Our runners-up will get warm admiration. Thank you all for participating!

Full list of submissions:

Best Article Robinson Crusoe (Mr Gridenko) UnCon (Modusoperandi) Segregation (RadicalX) HowTo:See if You are OCD (BeavisTheSavior) UnNews - Greek Prime Minister target by perv (Zim_ulator) Fashion Police (Spintherism) Don Cherry (Dzugavili) Polesitting (Waghlon) Vanity (Tompkins) Sword of the Kings: The Legend of the Man in the Yellow Hat (DocM) Priests (Vollsa) Invasion (Conniption) Man Babies (Minduswound) Internet (video game) (EvilZak) High Five (JSF99) Beelzebub (Zombiebaron) Catherine the Great (Claudius Prime) Dissociative Identity Disorder (So So) Bouncy Castle (Hardwick Fundlebuggy) Asylum (Jack mort) The Root of All Evil (Bear) Dropping the Soap (Railcgun) Integration (DJ Ultimus) The Enigmatic Mr. Grumpikins (Iritscen) Perfect Disaster (Doug) Master of Orion II (Green meklar) Pontius Pilot (Savethemooses) Invisia (Spooner) Judging guidelines: none, just pick the best overall articles

Best Rewrite Blog based on Blog (El Jaber) Yahoo based on Yahoo! (Bradaphraser) Digital Television based on Digital Television (Hugorudd) Metrosexual based on Metrosexual (Spintherism) New car smell based on New car smell (Thraeryn) Gimli based on Gimli (Famine) North based on North (Syndrome) Fozzie Bear based on Fozzie Bear (Bear) Planet based on Planet (Zoos) William Wordsworth based on Wordsworth (Claudius Prime) DNA Based on DNA (PiOfFive) Euroipods based on Euroipods (Minduswound) Edit counting based on This old edit of an UnMeta page (Zombiebaron) not a rewrite of an uncyclopedia article >> disqualified Anus language based on Anus language (Keitei) Judging guidelines: submissions will be judged on how well they improve the content being rewritten, so the value of a submission is based on the changes the writer makes, not the final product.

Best Illustrated Article The Justice League based on The Justice League (AtionSong) The Cold War based on Cold War (Spintherism) Obi-Doll (Alia kenobi) I Think Satan Likes Your Mom based on ITSLYM (LinkTGF) Age of Umpires (Hindleyite) Puppy Luff (Mindsunwound) Water powered bus based on Water Powered Bus (Spang) [[User:Zombiebaron/wip/Lord Voldemort|Lord Voldemort]] (Zombiebaron) did not follow category guidelines >> disqualified International Emo Week (Surreal Hamster) Judging guidelines: submissions will primarily be judged on the quality of the images and the value they add to the article. Though the style of writing is not the main focus, it must not be neglected. The use of an image as an adjunct (definition) to the article rather than an addition will improve an article's chances of winning. With rewrites it is not enough to simply add images and a few uninspired lines to an already-existing article. The writer must have added most of the value.

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