Uncyclopedia:Conservation Week/2008-B

Dexter111344

1. UnNews:End of Mars - I am so counting this. Prior to my rewrite, it was an unfunny anti-Obama rant written by a two year old. Suck on that!
2. Douche - Yay! I'm in the lead!
3. 50 Cent - Damn. It was hard, but now it's at least decent.
4. HowTo:Tell if your son is gay
5. HowTo:Make Up Statistics
6. Viola
7. HowTo:Go outside in the winter
8. Mount Asshat

Mr. Monkey

1. Samuel L. Vacuum - Quickest rewrite ever. But hey, now this article can fade into obscurity and not be absolutely terrible. Just mildly terrible. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 01:31, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
2. I burning your dog - I realize that this is an in-joke. I kept the main in-jokey part, trimmed off all the nonsense, and added a semi-readable story. Only rewritten because Wikipedia's page on this site has a picture from this article, and I figured it should be decent. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:20, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
3. Uncyclopedia Article - I was gonna VFD this, but I was bored and I had some free time. So, it's better than it was, at least, but still. This is kind of a bad article concept. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:46, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
4. UnNews:Timmy accused of having cooties
5. Hobo
6. WEIRD FONT - Bat fuck insane rewrite's still a rewrite. (Also, I really wish that this whole article wasn't written in the style of one of my friends. Well, he'll never know.) --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:02, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
7. UnNews:US House of Representatives approves bail out bill, economic crisis over - This was originally plagarism, so I fixed it. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 22:40, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
8. Jason Voorhees - I'm sort of hoping someone who knows a lot about the series will be able to take what I've done here and turn it into a more detailed article. As is, I can only really speak in generalities. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 23:27, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

Necropaxx

• Grim Reaper - I have a question. I had started this rewrite before Conservation Week began, but it's not done yet. Does it still count? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:51, Sep 15

• 'Tis finished! And it's probably the longest rewrite here. Booyah! People still say that, right? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:10, Sep 17

• I said it last week when I smashed a big piece of wood over this guy's head at fight club. Yes. A real fight club. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:47, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

• Awesome. I think I was there when you did that. Or maybe I was just drunk. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 14:55, Sep 18

Rockfootball

rewrote cheese string theory

Gerrycheevers

1. Monty Hall problem - acceptable math stub

Carlos BoB Lopez

1. Added quotes about Kool-Aid-Man busting through Berlin Wall.
2. * Working on: Mother Earth and Mother Nature. I have a really good premises for these articles and I'm almost done writing them. Please don't edit.

Thepunctuationgnome

• Working on: Nike

anto475

• Working on: Lecarow

c2rlo

• DONE Harry Potter (person) - I Added some words to it and change the picture (more improved type)

Sonic80

1. Spore - Done
2. Civilization IV - Done
3. International Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Done
4. Gameboy Micro - Done
5. Cookie Monster - Done
6. Nintendo DS - Done

Hoxha

Snuff Film pointless gibberish, now restored to moderatly amusing gibberish. Please work on it though, if this would be deemed necessary.

Mother Teresa

Cheating

Joe9320

1. The Philippine Empire - Needs to be fixed up quickly and make it cleaner so it could get at least accepted into as featured article. It will be moderately fixed up. DONE

One-eyed_Jack

• Project for The New American Century (Changed around completely.)
• Wittinghermandershire Upon Broohavensmarshington, England

Mostly Zen

1. Credit Crunch - I've almost totally re written this into something that is funny, rather than the bitter anti-american rant that it was...