Necktie

A necktie is something worn around someone's neck, usually that of a man. Necktie can also refer to:

• Clip-on tie – In case you're running late for work.
• Bow tie – Out of fashion, but these have been proven to make you look swag at the Academy Awards!
• Penis – The other kind of tie.

Things to hide your ugly body with that you think make you look pretty

Fashion ~ Ironing ~ Vestiphobia ~ Wardrobe
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