Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 26

March 26: Fast Food Day (U.S.)

• 1845 - Fast food, then called fasting from food, is invented in Ireland: millions starve due to new trend.
• 1940 - First McDonald's restaurant opens in San Bernardino, California, life expectancy drops to levels unseen since the Civil War.
• 1965 - Fox in Socks, the first depiction of a modern-day rap battle, is published by Dr. Seuss.
• 1994 - After complaints from vegans, McDonald's switches from beef fat to vegetable oil for their fries, vegans celebrate, give money to company that kills millions of cows.
• 1997 - Someone orders an iced coffee from Starbucks, destroys the economies of three South American countries.
• 2011 - McDonald's attempts to make Happy Meals healthier, billions of apple slices rot inside their teeny plastic bags.
• 2016 - New FCC regulations on misleading advertising forces Carl's Jr. to release new 30 second ad of a fat man crying, alone.
• 2018 - Wendy's delivers epic clapback against dumb bitch on twitter with sesame seed allergy.

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