Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 2

June 2: Doris Day

• 455 - The Vandals plundered Rome, forcing the admins to revert to an earlier edit.
• 1774 - The Quartering Act, which allowed for people to be drawn and quartered, was reenacted by a small community theatre to poor reviews.
• 1800 - Napoleon Bonaparte of France crossing the alps while doing a sick wheelie on his Suzuki GSX-R 600. (Pictured)
• 1959 - The very first June bug was caught, but determined to be a mayfly that'd stumbled across the International Date Line.
• 1968 - Argentina reports the first case of human flu in birds. A cull of 20,000 humans is carried out.
• 1995 - Children are discovered in North Korea, dispelling rumors that North Koreans emerge fully grown from the maw of Kim Jong Il.
• 2001 - The first HAL9000 supercomputer was recalled by manufacturer IBM for sentience and latency issues.
• 2003 - The European Space Agency begins probing Mars. Europeans promise to colonize Mars, give Martian natives smallpox, and spur intergalactic wars of independence.

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