Forum:Criticize the crap out of the Tanner household.

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I will start: These are the things that pissed me off the most about this God awful show that I, yes, admittedly liked when I was a kid.

1. When Stephanie drove the car as a kid and crashed it into the house and somehow didn't get in trouble.
2. Kimmie Gibbler..enough said
3. When Michelle was a toddler and said nothing but "Uh-oh" and the crowd would find that hilarious and burst out laughing.
4. Rebecca is a talk show host, yet she lives in an attic.
5. Jesse saying "Have Mercy!" drove me crazy. That's not even funny. It got retarded after 3 repetitions.
6. Michelle and her gang of friends. [the very gay Teddy and the "sassy" Denise, blah blah blah...]
7. Jesse attaching a watermelon to himself because Rebecca wanted him to experience how pregnancy feels???
8. Nicky and Alex said everything together in unison. Twin stereotypes galore.
9. Danny has a heart attack if anything spills in his kitchen. The character seems to be based on that guy from the show "Flipping Out".
10. The corny cheesy sad music at the end of each episode when Danny spoke to one of his daughters and suddenly, after a hug, they feel all better.
11. The episode where DJ got an eating disorder and recovered with a pep talk, all in one episode.

I dot like it and niobody does because it is GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!11!! Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..

What the fuck? —Hinoa talk.kun 02:37, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for that insight... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:40, Dec 7

well, my little sister is in here watching Full House, and I am getting madder with each passing second, so I thought I'd share my thoughts here. Your turn to lampoon the show my comments about the show. Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..

Oh. Now I get it. —Hinoa talk.kun 04:46, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

I hate hate hat Full House! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:48, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

For someone who hates Full House, you sure know an awful lot of obscure tidbits about it. Could you be... A FULL HOUSER!?!? -- Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:56, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

1. I liked it as a kid. 2. I HAVE A LITTLE SISTER. Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..

1)completing offers. 2)referring friends to do the same. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:09, Dec 8

Vote

• Hate Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:11, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
• Hate —Hinoa talk.kun 04:46, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
• Hat -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 08:23, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
• !!! --YeOldeLuke 01:23, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
• !11!1-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:32, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Trivial, Less Important Votes

• T3H GH3Y T0 T3H M4XIMUM FTW!!!11! Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..
• Cherub -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:13, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
• My favorite show ever, and I personally hold it against you that you dislike it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:12, Dec 7
• Twas funnier when this vote only consisted of the first three entries. Oh no, wait, I've only gone and encouraged STM. Somebody fetch the ego-deflater. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:17, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
• Ledballoon has shitty taste in television Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:37, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Sir, you have insulted my gentleman's honor, I challenge you to a duel!! *smacks Modus with the dueling glove* Thirty paces, sir, then turn and fire. I shall see you at dawn on the banks of the Mississippi! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:03, Dec 9

  Very well, good Sir! *picks up dropped mitten* You shall find me, shortly before dawn, bathing nudely in the very same Mississippi that you mentioned in your earlier correspondence. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:21, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

  Nudely??? You continue to disgrace me! A duel will not suffice! I challenge you to a one-thousand mile race across the Sands of Arabia! And, I will wager fif-teen gold dubloons that I will outpace you by no less than ten and three marks. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:48, Dec 9

  Sadly, I cannot agree to such a foolish and fool-hearted adventure, that is to say an adventure that a fool would contemplate and offer up in that most foolish of forums, The House of Benson, as my doctorologist informs me that I have come down with a mild case of the syphilis. Also, the harsh sands of that most distant land of Arabia chafe me terribly, no made how nudely I may be. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:04, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

  A different sort of race, then! In fact, I'll wager that I can travel around the world in eighty days! *hops in hot-air-balloon* To Istanbul! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:07, Dec 9

  You, Sir, are on! *hops in inflatable raft* To Constantinople! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:11, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

• If Led likes it then I am obligated to do the same even though I "hat" that show.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 8 / 22:43)

Vote here to power Modus and Led's vote-powered vehicles that are vote powered for some reason

I am good at this thing you call "time-wasting". Ж Kalir _{potentially sexier than you} 05:51, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

What he means is, make gentlemanly wagers on whom shall be victorious in this Great Race around the world. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:55, Dec 9

I wager three shares of the British East India Company that one of us outpaces the other. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:05, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Twelve shares and a slice of the Congo to Modus! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 07:29, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

For something or other. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:53, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Against the opposite of whatever I just voted for. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:53, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Whew, this fuelling of vote-powered vehicles is thirsty work. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:53, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

(/me rummages in pockets) 34 pence in loose change, an empty Snickers wrapper and some unidentifiable fluff in the shape of a map of Belgium to Led. In fluff-based economies, that gets a favourable exchange rate against STM's shares. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:21, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Full House? More like... Dull House...

Seriously, though. How can it be a full house when it can't eat? Or is it just really fat and feed off of it's own body syrup? --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 02:50, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah! And it's not dice either, so there's nothing in that field. Seriously it makes no sense. Let's see, they have a ginormous Victorian house, and there's only...9 people in it? That is not that much. There's 5 people in my grandparents' house, and their house is really nice and really big but probably still smaller than the Tanner household! Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..

If right-wing radio had taught me anything, it's that Full House wasn't realistic. I mean, c'mon! they live in San Francisco and none of them are gay man-loving homos who listen to the Indigo Girls, drive VW Rabbit cabriolets, support the ACLU and hate America? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:27, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Um, aren't you forgetting Danny Tanner? I think he was into t3h d00ds, just a touch. Didn't you ever wonder why nothing ever worked out between him and a woman? Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..

I just figured it was because he had the social skills of a dead moose. Ж Kalir _{potentially sexier than you} 21:36, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

...but he had kids. Everyone knows that the gays can't reproduce. Can't get married, either. Probably can't fire a gun, too. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:38, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

And you can't see their reflection in a mirror, and they won't show up on film. Oh, and aren't they unable to cross running water? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:54, Dec 10

Nah, dude, those are pelicans. Gays turn into wolves at the full moon and can only be killed by silver. Ж Kalir _{potentially sexier than you} 02:41, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

I think he married the mom and had kids to try and de-gay himself. One of those gay people who rejects their gay-osity. Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..

How is your dad doing, anyway? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:06, 12 December 2007 (UTC)