Cuck (album)

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“I want to thank Ye for not taking his meds. If not for him actually being sincere in making this absolute garbage, I'd be out of a job.”

~ Tabloid journalists on Cuck
Cuck
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Studio album by
ReleasedTBA
RecordedFebruary–May 2025
Genre
Length24:53
LabelYZY
Producer
Kanye West chronology
Donda 2 (streaming re-release)
(2025)
Cuck
(2025)

Cuck is the next studio album by (formerly) respected musician, self-proclaimed "voice of this generation", washed up celebrity, and now wannabe Twitch Kick Parti streamer Kanye West.

Background[edit | edit source]

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Do you really want to know why?

But seriously...[edit | edit source]

Beginning in the late 2010s, Kanye West stopped taking his medications for his bipolar disorder, causing him to be in a wack state of mind. During this state of mind, Kanye replaced his psychologists with Thomas Connelly, a (celebrity) dentist whose job was to supply Ye with nitrous, ensuring that no one would prevent him from becoming a crackpot.

Additionally, some psychologists have determined that around 2019, Kanye dabbled into the cesspools of 4chan and YouTube, possibly watching Andrew Tate or Ben Shapiro. This, alongside being isolated from voices of sanity, ensured that Kanye would love the far-right. Divorcing his wife, Kim Kardashian, in 2022 and losing that Adidas deal ensured that Ye would think that his crackpot thoughts were rooted in reality.

Production[edit | edit source]

Something, something, something. In May 2025, likely due to Sneako's influencer mentality rubbing off on him, he stormed out of a Piers Morgan interview due to...Piers miscalculating his X followers.

Track listing[edit | edit source]

All songs are written by Ye and Dave Blunts. This track listing is updated as of May 2025; it is unclear if Ye will spout out more crackpot songs on the album.

Cuck track listing
No.TitleLength
1."Cousins"2:34
2."Hitler Ye and Jesus"2:06
3."The King of Soul" 
4."Nitrous"1:37
5."Virgil"2:04
6."WW3"1:45
7."Bianca"1:56
8."Dirty Magazines"1:27
9."Heil Hitler"2:58
10."Cosby"2:30
11."White Chicks" 
12."Gas Chambers" 
13."Uncle" 
14."Diddy Free" 
15."Free My Kids" 

Released singles[edit | edit source]

"Cousins"[edit | edit source]

“That's when I gave my cousin head, gave my cousin head
Gave my cousin head, I gave my cousin head
I gave my cousin head”

~ Ye singing "Cousins"

Ye, without anyone threatening him, alleged that he sucked his cousin's dick as a minor. It charted on New Zealand for some fucking reason.

"Heil Hitler"[edit | edit source]

“All my niggas Nazis, nigga, heil Hitler”

~ Ye singing "Heil Hitler"

Features a sample of a Adolf Hitler speech, truly cementing Ye's love of the man if you were living under a rock since 2022.

Reception[edit | edit source]

This is real. Why the fuck does this exist.

Anthony Fantano rated the album a -1/10, the first in the history of The Needle Drop.

"WW3" charted, on Spotify anyways, at the top on the Global chart, the United States list, and Germany's playlist, also charting No. 2 in...Israel's list.[4]

However, Elon Musk personally loved the album, stating on The Joe Rogan Experience that "no matter what the idiots at Wokipedia and the MSM [mainstream news media] may state in their campaign to discredit Kan[Ye], it's clear that he has clearly refined his craft in this album. I loved 'Heil Hitler' and 'Hitler Ye and Jesus' especially. Hence, for the foreseeable future, none of the songs won't be removed from X."

Much to Ye's chagrin, many were trying to give him a way out, like Alex Jones did many years prior. Joe Rogan himself attempted to argue that Ye was merely sending a message and totally was just trolling, while similarly-washed up actor Russell Brand stated that Ye was a part of "late post-modern culture" and that he didn't actually mean it,[5] an excuse that Brand himself admitted to using during his rape trials.

Notes and references[edit | edit source]

  1. Banned Twitch streamer.
  2. Washed up.
  3. Andrew Tate glorifier and Holocaust denier. Also banned off Twitch.
  4. Proof...
  5. Yes, really.

See also[edit | edit source]