Bass milk

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poor bass!!!.

Bass milk is fuckin shit that mixes lactose with meat and vegetables and gets worse than Dolly,this caganera is sold in grocery stores and in Geraldo's bar, he was first drunk by the Jews in the concentration camps because it is a torture, soon after this technique of torture was used in gulags in the Soviet Union at the behest of Stalin, that bullshit launched in the grocery store 4 years later, and it was a sales failure because no one wanted to drink this stricture other than Shrek.

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preparation[edit | edit source]

Drink the milk of buffalo and then piss in the bottle of fart of Faustão just do not let the fart escape, warm for half now in your ass, take the bottle, cut the sea bass into small pieces and put in the bottle, put the pickles and drink and vomit

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Reactions[edit | edit source]

  • Number one=Death
  • Number two=Explosive diarrhea
  • Number three=buttock cancer

Don't Drink this Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or DIE

Where it sells[edit | edit source]

  • in the bar of Mr. Geraldo