User talk:Dorkadorkreece

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Hello

Good to meet you. I've actually read your entire user page, as well as much of the suicide article, and you seem literate and not a product of incest. So why have you come here? Do you expect to find others of your own kind? Ain't gonna happen. Although some of us walk on two legs, leaving our hands free to gather low-hanging fruit and scratch ourselves, most here can't find their butt except for a hole in the ground which they think is their butt. Next time you write something literate, please realize you will be talking to yourself, as all the inmates here will just see gibberesh on the page and, thinking it's a lunch menu, will start ordering french fries and twinkies. Aleister 12:26 5-5-'11

So you're saying you're a product of incest?--Dorkadorkreece 21:20, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

User:Dorkadorkreece/Hey Arnold!©

The construction tag on your article expired, so I moved it into your namespace where you can work on it at your leisure. Don't give up on it! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:00, May 11, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, thanks alot! I'll be sure to keep working on it.--Dorkadorkreece 22:39, May 11, 2011 (UTC)

[[Talk:HowTo:Become An Hero]]

-Tires screeching- I did the pee review, it's there. VROOOOM! *Popping out drive-by-style* Mattsnow 14:47, May 14, 2011 (UTC)

No problem bro, thank you for stopping by! If the article was as good as it was without the Mitchell thing, I would have given it an 8 in humor and 7 in concept, maybe even nominate it. For the "an" thing, I thaught it was a bit annoying, but also that it was stretching the joke too much. I mean, the 20th time isn't funny! It's my humble opinion. BTW, I also submitted an article to pee review, Bohemian Grove, if you know the subject or you feel like it, go take a look. :) Later bro. Mattsnow 19:15, May 15, 2011 (UTC)

And I just want to remind you, my friend, that you should not get discouraged since for me giving a 7 in a department means it's very good: an 8 or 9 (on average) would mean Oh my God I've got to nominate this for the front page!!! A 10 is not likely to happen. I had an article that was featured (Heaven's Gate), another one that underwent a good pee-review, a little like yours, and it was trashed on VFH. It's unpredictable. But for the Mitchell thing, you really have to keep this illeterate shit that girl posted. If you could pretend in a subtle way that it was an adult, while not insisting too much on it, people that know will know, while people that don't know still won't know, you know? Good luck with it and tell me when you are through. I might give you still some other ideas. And Bohemian Grove is on VFH now. XD Shameless self publicity. Mattsnow 22:37, May 15, 2011 (UTC)

You can't hide from me!

Dunno if you deleted your message because you figured it out already, but just in case: you oughta have a Move button up at the top, right next to History. It does what it says it does. If you don't want to leave a redirect behind, there should also be a checkbox you can press to suppress the redirect. Forgot if that's an admin-only feature or not. I don't think it is. Yeah. You should be able to do that too. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:25, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

Pretty simple, but mostly intuitive. I had trouble figuring it out for the first time. Create an article at User:Dorkadorkreece/Your Name Of Article Here, Bro, with the name of your article, bro in the place of "Your Name of Article Here, Bro". -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:42, June 22, 2011 (UTC)