User talk:Cajek/Archive16

Merry Christmas Cajek

Ahhh...Its good to be bad. Better fix up that article, HowTo:Protect your Children, cause I don't see how you got so many noms with your consistent juvenile "WTF?!" style. That is a fine cut of beef you got there, only I don't want no ground beef, I want my filet mignon. Thank you.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 05:50, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Second opinion

Since you did the first review of my article, I was wondering if you could provide a second opinion on the second review. While it's good to know that people like my article, the review gives very little in how to improve it. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 10:04, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Nevermind, MrN9000 suggested I just revert the review if I wanted more advice/another review, which turned out to be a pretty good idea. You're still welcome to comment on it if you so desire, but you don't have to if you don't want to. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 13:39, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

I'm glad you liked my review, Jim!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 15 / 15:08)

Opinion...

Hi, I was wondering if you could do a review on my Alberto Gonzales? I've all but ran out of inspiration and I need constructive criticism. Much appreciated--Æ 15:53, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Never mind, it was already reviewed--Æ 19:34, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

I saw! Good job on that review, Gerry.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 15 / 19:38)

Review This!

/me flips the finger Well?! What you waiting for?! ~ Mordillo where is my BUTT PIRATE? 19:41, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

That page needs to be on ?pedia. Except it wouldn't make sense because Cajek isn't a user there. So, Cajek, JOIN ILLOGICOPEDIA. Then, that page goes there. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:11, Dec 15

Did you see what they said when Why?:Is My House Mad At Me was nominated? I'm too conventional.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 15 / 20:13)

Too conventional? Lol.Enjoy the tasty reviews I did for you.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 22:04, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Nice mods to the pee menu

How come when you go to Boomers page the menu changes to the old one? MrN 21:01, Dec 15

I noticed that. I don't know what the hell is going on with that   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 15 / 21:02)

Christmas!

I just wanted to wish yew a faggy christmas! I mean... merry. I hope yew have a great christmas, and keep on PEEING all the way into 2008 and beyond! Honest, I meant merry! ~Fag x FS

Why the hell does he have a saxophone? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Unknown user (talk • contribs)

Because he is ready to swing, of course. Scoobity, wah-wah-wah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:28, Dec 16

And then Something happened....

Can you do me a favor, por favor, and help me think up a few more concepts for Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet#Early Electrocution. Im a little unsure over what to add next, as I included all your other ideas. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Unknown user (talk • contribs)

Your ban

Come on IRC, we'll get this fixed.... again *rolls eyes* - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:46, Dec 15

He doesn't want to be fixed! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:50 Dec 15, 2007

Err, ok. See you ion a bit, then. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:51, Dec 15

You can has award?!

I was blocked from Uncyclopedia, and all I got was this lousy template!

Cajek/Archive16 has been blocked from Uncyclopedia for misconduct. May their sad fate serve as a warning to others. Make Uncyclopedia better, not worse. Stop the cycle of violins.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:52 Dec 15, 2007

You ol' bastard.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 00:29)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:17, Dec 17

Finally, someone remembered that I have a Christmas coming up!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 00:30)

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

lol, nice Tom! Meeerrrryyyyy Chriiisssmmaa-   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 01:19)

rofl mao

Happy Chairman Award

Bloody marvelous! Happiness abound in readings of you. Laughing Chairman Mao giving you award from Fag for special contribute of funny to Uncyclopedia!!

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'cos yew definitely deserve it. Also, I was thinking, how's about yew and me do a collaborative article? Something tells me we'd make a great team :) ~Fag x FS

Hey Fag, "TANK" you! GET IT?? (Also, thank you for the vote!) Yeah, we can do a collab, those are kinda fun! Do you have anything in mind? I could pull out a few of my ideas if you want...   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 14:07)

I wanna see what ywv got before I put any ideas forward ^_^ ~Fag x FS

Click the B on my sig and look near the bottom. Is there anything you like there?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 16:43)

HowTo:Have a Wacky Misadventure looks like a pretty damn awesome idea for an article! What do yew think? ~Fag x FS

Also, Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Ggarfield/Sex Positions. let's hope it's the one that gets me into PEEING :D ~Fag x FS

Oh noes! I sense the "merciless re-editing" of my writing warning about to come true. If you guys want to have at it, be my guest, but please include me in the process. You're both more than qualified. Also, user:MaddMax, who wrote most of this might want to have some input even though he told me to do what I wanted to with it. I'm actually the one that made the images for him though. I've also requested some new images. Thanks, fag, for your review. I appreciated it. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 20:28, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Kudos, Fag! You're in PEEING! Now, go put your sig there, and keep up the good work, Mr. #5!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 21:33)

PeeReview - Le Marquis

When you told me my PeeReviews were too short, were you hoping for me to do something more like this? I hope this earns me some points with the PeeReview crew around here (of which I am a fairly active part). Thanks, --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 20:23, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Excellent review, and I adjusted User:Cajek/Pee accordingly! Keep up the good work, Garfield, yer doin' fine.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 22:00)

Santas Coming. Have you been a good boy?

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU BETTER WATCH OUT SATAN CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN -- This preceding message of dire warning was brought to you by Unknown_user

Hea Dude

Check my latest mods to Gay... I'm going to hell for this one I'm sure... :) MrN 00:17, Dec 18

So you and Fag are having a bitch-fight?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 18 / 00:55)

Na, He's not online right now. He's probably off bumming someone somewhere I expect... But we have been working on Gay together... Did you read Gay lately? I'm starting to become rather pleased with it... :-) Check it out. Er, hope your not really religious dude! Sorry, if you are. I'm only mocking in fun... If your not, you will like it. I promise. I'm rather happy with the box at the top also. I think this page needs a bit more work, and it can be VERY good... ;) MrN 01:00, Dec 18

I'm definitely going to hell... :-) MrN 01:14, Dec 18