User talk:Cainad/archive

This is an archive of stuffs people have said to me. It is not edible.

I am n00bs!

Haha, thanks for the newspeak advice. anyhoo, how do I make my userpage so omgpwnzer with templates and all? Is there like a list of all the templates >_>? --Leatherboundbooks 23:12, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Somewhere, but I forget... usually applying templates to a userpage requires a significant amount of screwing around and copy-pasting stuff from other people's pages. Or, you can browse Category:Advisory templates and find something that fortifies your 1337ness. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 07:02, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

I can't believe it!

Reading your Userpage, it appears you voted for my article top 10 2006! That means a lot! Thanks. --Emmzee the Furious^{Spam me!} _{Don't click here!}

You're welcome. In fact, I care so much about it, I'm going to clear those excess quotes off of it. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 08:02, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

thank you

For fallowing me and cleaning up my spelling, I try to spell things right but it dose not always work out. --AyumiKitada 06:50, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome, I'm happy to be following your spelling ^_^ --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 08:04, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Chronicles of Benson

Are you compiling all of your writings? Because they're awesome. Keep 'em coming and put them into one article at some point. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:34, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

• I'm glad you asked! The unfinished manuscript is available to the general public. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 04:21, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

Second Life

hey, I just found the article, it's well written, but I don't understand it... What's it about? TD ^{Complain here} MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 13:20, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

IQ:Sample test

i just made you a sample IQ test because i was freakishly bored, if you dont like it feel free to change it but i noticed that someone else added that link who doesn't exist, anywho, just giving you a heads up, i liked it anyway--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 21:23, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

Does the stub mean you cant be bothered with IQ anymore?--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 16:58, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

No, no, I've been away from my computer. Chances are I won't be making major contributions for a while yet. The stub template has been removed, though--Cainad 02:22, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Royalties, yeah well, unlikely ill see any money,:P --Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 14:21, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Hahaha. Thanks

Nice. Hail us, the kings of mediocrity! Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:28, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

WooHoo!!! -- Soul101 ~_MA^REPENT! 13:17, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

BENSON'S 30 DAY CANDLELIGHT VIGIL CHRISTMAS SPECIAL MARATHON

IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU COULD DO SOME OF THAT WONDERFUL CHRONICLE-ING YOU DO SO WELL FOR OUR BENSON VIGIL. IF NOT THAT IS ALSO KOOL. THANK YOU. --Anyone 16:19, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Template:Benson

For your Chronicles of Benson thingy. {{Benson|Blah blah blah...}} will net you the box with a random chapter and verse. You can specify the chapter and verse if you want with {{Benson|Blah blah blah...|c=chapter|v=verse}}. - Nonymous 01:21, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

It's been deleted...Maybe we can get it on a user subpage. Or we could ask the admin to restore it.--Scott 00:02, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

I don't know whether it can be done. Famine deleted it, and he's the one admin who won't listen to pleas for mercy, no matter how polite. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:21, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Let's try it. Make a user subpage for Cainad, having template sub page's for templates for the User's private user is awllowed and that is what the Chronicles of Benson is.--Scott 02:01, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

VHF VFH

Sounds good. I've been looking for someone on uncyclopedia to work with i.e. someone I can x-change VFH nominations with to get my articles recognized. Don't like self-nominating; the people around here are waaay too cynical. My first, and only, self-submittion was smothered like a candle flame. Long story short, I had a lot of free-time over December and made a bunch of articles for fun and just because 'I like righting'. A lot of them are moderately sacrilegious/sexist/racist etc. so don't read them if you're offended by that stuff. Hopefully we can form some kind of mass faction friendship here on uncyc, cool?

Cya- --AmericanBastard 07:47, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Ok good, my discussion page doesn't draw too much attention anyway. I've got comments there for you whenever you're ready to view them.

Now, Turn Left!

THIS USER NEVER TURNS RIGHT And so the motherland would like to thank him. The motherland would also likes to thank him for voting for My Journeys with the GPS. Now, TURN LEFT!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 07:50, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Good work, man!

QUAKKinator Award

This user is hereby cited for tirelessness, bravery, and astuteness in the removal of not-especially-funny top-quotes. Respect this person.

Bestowed by the Unquotable Automatic Kwote Killer

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Were you keeping a list? Or using "What Links Here" on the "Q" template? Either way, nice job!
 c • > • cunwapquc? 07:25, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks very much. I used What links here for Template:Q. --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 08:18, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

LORD FLUFFY

Greetings, Chronicler Cainad. I wish to inform thee that I am male (else I would call myself "Lady"). Now thou knowest. I am pleased with thy writings, and have decided to give thee an award. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 20:41, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS, HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.

Lord Fluffy gives thee thine award for thy correct answer.

LORD FLUFFY WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS HATH GIVEN THIS USER THE GOLDEN FILM AWARD; THIS USER KNOWS ENTIRELY TOO MANY MOVIE QUOTES, AND IS IN NEED OF A LIFE.

Haha

This is great.

Humour:	10	I nearly wet myself, that was so funny! "Pee" review instead of "Peer" review, that's gold.
Concept:	10	Brilliant, this will undoubtedly improve Uncyclopedia in ways we cannot even begin to comprehend.
Prose and formatting:	10	Fantastic, I love the fancy table used for giving scores.
Images:	10	What's that guy on the crapper there, the Thinker? Excellent and slightly disgusting.
Miscellaneous:	10	Is this even a reviewable page?
Final Score:	50	VFH immediately.
Reviewer:	The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 20:40, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

—Braydie 17:26, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. I did my best. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 20:03, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

BENSONIST NINJASTAR

--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 21:50, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Whee! Now maybe I'll get paid! Or not... --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 03:36, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Forgot a chronicle here

Forum:Uncyc hates ed. ed hates uncyc. IF YOU DONT CARE POST HERE I tried putting it on the chronicles of Benson but it didn't work for some reason--Scott 02:44, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Weird. I'll look into it. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 05:32, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

I figured out what's wrong the <table> element was left unclosed with the </table> so the table become apart of Appendix A-3 so instead of being put under the seciton it was supposed to go into it went under Appedndix A-3--Scott 19:33, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

An audio for...

The Bureaucracy Channel? I don't know if that's madness or genius! I'll listen to it when I get a chance. I'm leaning toward madness. I do that sometimes. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:08, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

I decided the best way to see if I would enjoy making audios would be to make a really long, boring one. I think you can look forward to being driven to madness by even more samples of my grating, unpleasant voice. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 08:12, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

It could be worse. I recorded a few before noticing that I sound like Kermit the Frog. It explains the banjo and my green skin, at least. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:23, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Long walks on the Beach

Then read what I've been saying to him on his talk page -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 06:27, 2 June 2007 (UTC)