User:Zombieee

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Q! This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and may nut you, you slag.
(British Uncyclopedians)


LETS DANCE!!!PUT ON YOUR SHOES AND DANCE THE BLUES!!!!
My cat when I told him I gave him 'Whiskas' instead of 'Go Cat'

“I always have to remember how to spell Banana by remembering the Gwen Stefani song "Holla back girl."”

~ Snake on VH1.

“I NEED SCISSORS!61!”

~ Colonel on just saying stupid stuff again

“HAHA,I BETCH SLAPPED YOU ROSE!!”

~ Raiden[jack] on that one scene in Metal Gear Solid 2



Userboxes
no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.


Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
typo-P Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
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This user does the sort of things that only Prince would sing about.

Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE.
Leroy.gif This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.


Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams.


AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
Howtodostuff.jpg

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
sub subliminal!
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.

NO This user doesn't care.
n00b This user is a n00b.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

JFKennedy.jpg This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
Warn A Brotha.jpg This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
Sunglasses.jpg This user is actually not Sunny bacon. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.

Happysatan.jpg This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Unicorn small.png This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small.png


You-have-failed.jpeg This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Magic is just undiscovered technology. Help!
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!!


Then go away.

Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
Leon Trotsky icon.jpg This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.
Mindreader8.jpg This user is reading your thoughts!
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and
eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
Userboxtradingcard.svg.png I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Potatohead aqua.png This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured.
This space for rent.
EvilClown.gif This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

Other users who are Evil Clowns

[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.


Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore.
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't!
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This user is
Over 9000.
This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
Userbox-single.svg.png This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
Zombie man.jpg This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with SCO again.
Bread2.jpg This user is a cereal killer.
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
OrangeOrange.jpg This user likes to eat anything orange.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.


Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
Jason vorhees.jpg This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
Sign11.PNG This user is a pedophile

As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor,
or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.

usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


BS This userpage is bullshit.
OBN.png This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
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Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
Cat03.jpg This user is owned by one or more cats.
TableImage.svg.png This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
Heritage Routemaster.jpg This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
やらないかこの利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。……君はその……したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿!











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