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This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
LETS DANCE!!!PUT ON YOUR SHOES AND DANCE THE BLUES!!!!
My cat when I told him I gave him 'Whiskas' instead of 'Go Cat'
“I always have to remember how to spell Banana by remembering the Gwen Stefani song "Holla back girl."”
“I NEED SCISSORS!61!”
~ Colonel on just saying stupid stuff again
“HAHA,I BETCH SLAPPED YOU ROSE!!”
~ Raiden[jack] on that one scene in Metal Gear Solid 2
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This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet. |
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. |
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Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy. |
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This user slept with someone in fall out boy and all they got was this stupid song written about them. |
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This user is a veteran/combatant of the war. |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! |
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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!! |
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know. |
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. |
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This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY! |
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Hey, if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'". |
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This user is actually not Sunny bacon. They are an impostor. Get away. Now. |
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This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan
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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh. |
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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Hope springs eternal.....and so does a wife's memory.... Help! |
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. |
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See? |
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. |
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. |
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
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This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg. |
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. |
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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. |
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
Other users who are Evil Clowns |
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This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked. |
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This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore. |
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This user can see what you don't! |
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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think. |
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This user is Single but is currently stalking someone. |
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This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead. |
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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This user likes to eat anything orange. |
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This user will give you a seizure. |
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This user is a serial killer
, and they are standing right behind you!! |
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As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor, or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to. |
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NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! |
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This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee !!
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This user seriously needs to calm down. |
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This user seriously needs to calm down. |
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This user seriously needs to calm down. |
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This user seriously needs to calm down. |
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This user seriously needs to calm down. |
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This user seriously needs to calm down. |
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This user seriously needs to calm down. |
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This user seriously needs to calm down. |
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This user seriously needs to calm down. |
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This user seriously needs to calm down. |
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This user seriously needs to calm down. |
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This user seriously needs to calm down. |
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This user seriously needs to calm down. |
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This user seriously needs to calm down. |
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This user seriously needs to calm down. |
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis. |
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This user is owned by one or more cats. |
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This user tried, really, really hard, to memorize the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
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This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered. |
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