User:Zombieee

Q!	This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF ...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee (haha)

This user is a total UKer and will commit murder for a nice cup of tea. (British Uncyclopedians)

LETS DANCE!!!PUT ON YOUR SHOES AND DANCE THE BLUES!!!!

My cat when I told him I gave him 'Whiskas' instead of 'Go Cat'

“I always have to remember how to spell Banana by remembering the Gwen Stefani song "Holla back girl."”

– Snake on VH1.

“I NEED SCISSORS!61!”

– Colonel on just saying stupid stuff again

“HAHA,I BETCH SLAPPED YOU ROSE!!”

– Raiden[jack] on that one scene in Metal Gear Solid 2

Userboxes

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This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.

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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

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Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.

So why'd this user want stars in their eyes?

This user's head A SPLODE.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user has eye beams.

AA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

This user is a toilet. Purpose built. Porcelain-strong. Lemony fresh.

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets."

sub

subliminal!

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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.

NO

This user doesn't care.

NO

n00b

This user is a n00b.

n00b

This user contributes using Mozilla, because it could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!

Hey, if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".

This user is actually not Sunny bacon. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.

This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Imagine the silence if everyone said only what they know. Help!

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.

No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!! Then go away.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

ubx– crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

ubx– crapload

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

official

I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be worth something in the future.

This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured.

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This space for rent.

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This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!! Other users who are Evil Clowns

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This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked.

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This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore.

This user can see what you don't!

This user is Over 9000.

∞

This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.

∞

This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.

This user is a zombie, and wants to eat your brains.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

This user likes to eat anything orange.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user will give you a seizure.

This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!!

This user is a pedophile As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor, or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

usbx

Usb!

No, really!

Usb!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

USB!!!!!11

BS

This userpage is bullshit.

BS

This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see them. Tee hee!!

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols, but can only remember that H is for hydrogen.

This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.

やらないか

この利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。……君はその……したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿!

やらないか