User:Zombieee

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This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue, shag and shite.
(British Uncyclopedians)


LETS DANCE!!!PUT ON YOUR SHOES AND DANCE THE BLUES!!!!
My cat when I told him I gave him 'Whiskas' instead of 'Go Cat'
I always have to remember how to spell Banana by remembering the Gwen Stefani song "Holla back girl."

Snake on VH1.

I NEED SCISSORS!61!

Colonel on just saying stupid stuff again

HAHA,I BETCH SLAPPED YOU ROSE!!

Raiden[jack] on that one scene in Metal Gear Solid 2



Userboxes
no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.


Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. Cowbell2.gif
typo-P Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy. typo-P
Musicalnote.gif The reaper waits for me and this user Musicalnote.gif
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE. Exploding-head.gif
Leroy.gif This user is a veteran/combatant of the war. Leroy.gif
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams. Popeeyebeams.jpg
AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!! JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
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This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."
sub subliminal! sub
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.
NO This user doesn't care. NO
n00b This user is a n00b. n00b
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. Firefox Logo.png
Unlocked.svg This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it. Unlocked.svg
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
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This user shot J.F.Kennedy.
DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
Warn A Brotha.jpg This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
Sunglasses.jpg This user is actually not Sunny bacon. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.

Happysatan.jpg This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan. Happysatan.jpg
Unicorn small.png This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small.png
You-have-failed.jpeg This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh. You-have-failed.jpeg
Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Quality, Price, Service..., pick any two. Help! Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? Domokunyellownbackground.jpg
Leon Trotsky icon.jpg This user is humping
Leon Trotsky's leg.
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg
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Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. Shyny ub.jpg
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Potatohead aqua.png This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured. Potatohead aqua.png
This space for rent.
EvilClown.gif This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
Other users who are Evil Clowns
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[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked. [insert content here]
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore. Pikachuevolving.PNG
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't! Crystalball.png
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This user is
Over 9000.
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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
Userbox-single.svg.png This user is Single but is currently stalking someone. Userbox-single.svg.png
Zombie man.jpg This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead. Zombie man.jpg
Bread2.jpg This user is a cereal killer. Bread2.jpg
Cheeze.jpg
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Oranges.png This user likes to eat anything orange. Oranges.png
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure. Bananaseizure.gif
Jason vorhees.jpg This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
Sign11.PNG This user is a pedophile

As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor,
or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
Usb! No, really! Usb!
USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11
BS This userpage is bullshit. BS
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down. Kid1.gif
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Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes. Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png
Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis. Wikipedia-logo.png
Cat03.jpg This user is owned by one or more cats. Cat03.jpg
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This user tried, really, really hard, to
memorize the elements' names and
symbols but can only remember that
H is for hydrogen
Heritage Routemaster.jpg This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered. Heritage Routemaster.jpg
やらないか この利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。……君はその……したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿! やらないか