User:Zer0n42

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Hello.[edit | edit source]

Yes, you. Come one, don't be shy, I only sometimes bite people. Only if they deserve my rage, though.

Right, then. My name is, well... well, it's right up there, isn't it? Huh! That's convenient. You know what else is nice? These things: wait, I've got a lot of these little buggers, I'm almost addicted to them. Before we begin, someone really needs to tell me how to create a proper collapsable table, until then, please pardon the mess. alright then, here we go:

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This user only speaks 1337 because it was a required course in school.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of the Ancient Language.
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This user speaks English at a near-native level.
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This user does not understand Fight (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.
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This user only speaks Gibberish because it was a required course in school.
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This user is a native speaker of Geek.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay.
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This user only speaks Newspeak because it was a required course in school.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Perl.
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This user only speaks Random Humour because it was a required course in school.
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This user only speaks Sarcasm because it was a required course in school.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 中文.
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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This user is adorable.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land; but is really a sad little nerd person. They take comfort in the fact that you are too.
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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.
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This user identifies as homoflexable, meaning they can't afford to be too choosy.
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This user identifies as asexual (mostly because it sounds better than "virgin").
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This user loves physical contact and might want to give you a hug …right now!
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This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).
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This user be a pirate in disguise.
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This user is interested in free thought as they sure as hell don't want to pay!
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This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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This user is a geek.
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This user is a n00b.
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This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
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This user idolises Dr. House
but since Everybody Lies, you can't be sure how much.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.
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This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.
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This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is Taoist, and believes in the divinity of all sentient beings. Don't be a dick or they'll kick your ass using Goa Tse Do.
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This user is a Discordian
-- at least in some sense.
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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
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This user is a Pluralist. Because to them, religion is like a buffet, a chance to pick and choose.
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LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user IS The Abyss.
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This user plays RunEscape.
Laugh at Pray for them.
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Not very much, I promise!
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This user plays on a PS2 because it's just as good as a PS3.

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610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??)
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This userpage is bullshit.
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user is owned by one or more cats.
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This user studies psychology because it's really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
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This user is a philosopher.
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User opposes the use of Bullet.
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This user speaks their mind all the time. Loudly. In your face!
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