User:Zer0n42

Hello.

Yes, you. Come one, don't be shy, I only sometimes bite people. Only if they deserve my rage, though.

Right, then. My name is, well... well, it's right up there, isn't it? Huh! That's convenient. You know what else is nice? These things: wait, I've got a lot of these little buggers, I'm almost addicted to them. Before we begin, someone really needs to tell me how to create a proper collapsable table, until then, please pardon the mess. alright then, here we go:

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17 E This user only speaks 1337 because it was a required course in school. 17 E

al 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of the Ancient Language. al 1

en 4 This user speaks English at a near-native level. en 4

fig 0 This user does not understand Fight (or understands it with considerable difficulties). fig 0

fr 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français. fr 2

gb E This user only speaks Gibberish because it was a required course in school. gb E

gee N This user is a native speaker of Geek. gee N

il 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay. il 2

mor 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . . mor 2

ns E This user only speaks Newspeak because it was a required course in school. ns E

perl 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Perl. perl 2

rh E This user only speaks Random Humour because it was a required course in school. rh E

sa E This user only speaks Sarcasm because it was a required course in school. sa E

sl 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language. sl 1

zh 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 中文. zh 1

This user is reading your thoughts!

I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

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∞ This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think. ∞

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This user identifies as asexual (mostly because it sounds better than "virgin").

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free This user is interested in freethought as they sure as hell don't want to pay! free

This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.

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