12:31, May 8, 2012 Zombiebaron (talk | contribs) blocked PuppyOnTheRadio (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (I had a CheckUser run and it has been confirmed that during your 1 week ban you created a sockpuppet and continuted to edit the wiki. Have a nice life, bye.)
Hi! Welcome to Cute Zekrom's micro-world. Feel free to edit or vandalize this page all you want, I don't care!
I'm really busy these days so I'm not available to do major stuff on Uncyclopedia such as writing feature-worthy articles. (Although my newest UnNews article, "UnNews editors vote: 'We wanted an iPad 3'", has been featured on May 1, 2012.) However, I am available to do regular maintenance on this wiki, such as:
Lots of our new users either have bad spelling or grammar, and that can really bring down the quality of an article to the point where it's nearly incomprehensible. Luckily, I help out with those issues, as well as punctuation, capitalization, wiki formatting, etc. I usually mark these edits as minor, unless the page has an ICU or {{Construction}} tag or is a stub, in which case the edit really counts a lot.
I'm generally a friendly guy but take helping admins with the dirty work seriously. I don't like watching people use Fusion Bolt on articles but this process is necessary to maintaining the integrity of the site, especially when there are 397,290 pages to keep track of. You just gotta fire the bad employees and keep the good ones!
But I usually try to stay away from nominating articles for deletion, helping out with format and leaving "fix" messages with my trademarked signature: --قزكرمؔؑtalkstalk [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16].
This is my favorite thing to do here! It's definitely more positive than helping out with the dirty work because this process enables Uncyclopedians to feature our highest-quality articles on the front page. In fact, the first article I read here, God, was a featured article, and was featured again in 2012.
Helping new and unregistered users
Face it, 22,867 people currently edit this site and it's hard to manage it all, even for the admins. Most people come here and aren't sure what to do themselves, so why not help them? I am very welcoming to new users and will often leave {{IPjoin}} and other welcome messages on their talk pages with a custom message.
I love the artistry that happens here. But we all know that some images just don't belong on Uncyclopedia, especially if they are shock images, pornographic, or are copyright violations. If I see an image that you uploaded that may be one of those, I'll let you know and you can tell me what you know about it so I can decide what to do with it. And hey, I can do a lot with it. I can:
My latest activity is always available at Special:Contributions/Qzekrom. If you have any questions for me, ask them on my talk page. Warning: Posting spam to my talk page is prohibited.
What You Could Do Instead Of Visiting My Talk Page[edit | edit source]
Isn't there something else you could be doing right now?
Click here to visit my talk page. Frankly, though, I don't recommend you waste your time doing that... if you're not already wasting your time. So head on over to UN:WYCD to see what else you can do.
Look for any pages that have the template User:Qzekrom/NoICU transcluded on them. A full list of those pages is available here.
Also look at the pages listed on Special:WantedPages. These are the most linked-to nonexistent articles on Uncyclopedia (and usually the most wanted, other than This page does not exist). Please help out by creating these articles:
Holy shit. They actually did it. ColonelKurtz got banned by Alula for "repeated creation of garbage pages, spamming discussions with gibberish/irrelevant messages, generally just being a dick, etc." Following a brief change of the blocking time to 2 hours by DaniPine3, Turb0-Sunrise put that one template on his page, with Soviet moving the old contents to a new page. People started taking his subpages in a process known as "article-trenching".
Aside from that, one of his last acts was voting against on my article on VFH. Soo... you could say it's mixed reactions from ol' Turb0.
For whatever reason, newcomer OrdinaryJoe1234 has been nominated a ton of articles like ChatGPT and Rickrolling. Despite being warned by Shabidoo, he has still continued nominating articles. Because of this, he has earned the nickname "The 2011th Fenris" from Fish on skates just now.
After the purging of the AI articles helped by Gergdown's revolution thingy, people want to do something about AI images. However, everyone has a different opinion. MrX, OPOSSUM, and Noopnurf want to leave the AI images alone, but Gergdown, Turb0-Sunrise, DaniPine3, MK, and I would like to do something. After a lengthy off-topic conversation on the user talk page of recently banned ColonelKurtz, a forum was created with the title of The Noopstein Files.
15:22 Alula blocked ColonelKurtz with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (ugh)
20:31, 13 February 2026 DaniPine3 changed block settings for ColonelKurtz with an expiration time of 2 hours (account creation disabled) (hold on, why infinite? the guy hasn't done anything really bad now)
20:33, 13 February 2026 Alula changed block settings for ColonelKurtz with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (dani don't bother, this is for his general behavior)
Because this only happens once in a whenever, we here at the USP would like to welcome Deemoxagoard aboard. Fuck. Shit. You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Turb0? As we all know, the correct way of spelling aboard is aboard!!! Obviously not agoard!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Turb0.
Anyways, welcome Deemox. There's cake here somewhere. Depending on if Bill ate it all. Fuck you, Bill.
This is an old version of my userpage kept for archival purposes. Please do not modify it. My new userpage uses a more sophisticated design similar to the layout of Bulbapedia's main page and is, in my opinion, more aesthetically pleasing.
