User:Qzekrom/original
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Qzekrom/original also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia. |
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Hi! Welcome to Cute Zekrom's micro-world. Feel free to edit or vandalize this page all you want, I don't care!
Stuff I do on Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source]
I'm really busy these days so I'm not available to do major stuff on Uncyclopedia such as writing feature-worthy articles. (Although my newest UnNews article, "UnNews editors vote: 'We wanted an iPad 3'", has been featured on May 1, 2012.) However, I am available to do regular maintenance on this wiki, such as:
- Proofreading articles
- Lots of our new users either have bad spelling or grammar, and that can really bring down the quality of an article to the point where it's nearly incomprehensible. Luckily, I help out with those issues, as well as punctuation, capitalization, wiki formatting, etc. I usually mark these edits as minor, unless the page has an ICU or {{Construction}} tag or is a stub, in which case the edit really counts a lot.
- QuickVFD and ICU
- I'm generally a friendly guy but take helping admins with the dirty work seriously. I don't like watching people use Fusion Bolt on articles but this process is necessary to maintaining the integrity of the site, especially when there are 395,536 pages to keep track of. You just gotta fire the bad employees and keep the good ones!
- But I usually try to stay away from nominating articles for deletion, helping out with format and leaving "fix" messages with my trademarked signature: --.
- Nominating and voting for VFH
- This is my favorite thing to do here! It's definitely more positive than helping out with the dirty work because this process enables Uncyclopedians to feature our highest-quality articles on the front page. In fact, the first article I read here, God, was a featured article, and was featured again in 2012.
- Helping new and unregistered users
- Face it, 22,581 people currently edit this site and it's hard to manage it all, even for the admins. Most people come here and aren't sure what to do themselves, so why not help them? I am very welcoming to new users and will often leave {{IPjoin}} and other welcome messages on their talk pages with a custom message.
Images[edit | edit source]
I love the artistry that happens here. But we all know that some images just don't belong on Uncyclopedia, especially if they are shock images, pornographic, or are copyright violations. If I see an image that you uploaded that may be one of those, I'll let you know and you can tell me what you know about it so I can decide what to do with it. And hey, I can do a lot with it. I can:
- add a fair use rationale - see {{Unfair use rationale}};
- replace it with a free version; or
- have the image deleted.
By the way, Wikipedia has a list of image dos and don'ts, in case you're wondering what to do with your pictures. These apply on Uncyclopedia as well.
Any questions?[edit | edit source]
Warning: Posting spam to my talk page is prohibited.
What You Could Do Instead Of Visiting My Talk Page[edit | edit source]
Click here to visit my talk page. Frankly, though, I don't recommend you waste your time doing that... if you're not already wasting your time. So head on over to UN:WYCD to see what else you can do.
Stuff I'm working on[edit | edit source]
- Siri
- Bulbapedia, the Communist-driven Pokémon encyclopedia (You know, that's actually a good pun!)
- "The Universe Is A Giant Computer," an essay about, well, quantum physics. Hey, God might be a computer programmer!
- My Userpage (See next section)
Lookin' for something to write?[edit | edit source]
Look for any pages that have the template User:Qzekrom/NoICU transcluded on them. A full list of those pages is available here.
Also look at the pages listed on Special:WantedPages. These are the most linked-to nonexistent articles on Uncyclopedia (and usually the most wanted, other than This page does not exist). Please help out by creating these articles:
Tom Cruise- already created- Simon Cowell
- Windows XP - created but currently has issues
This page does not exist- protected title
Project Unova[edit | edit source]
User:Qzekrom/original/Project Unova/summary
Read this, plz![edit | edit source]
By Fish on skates
Just when we least expected it, Walbro has come back and created two new articles with ridiculously long titles mentioning Donald Trump and MrX. Turb0-Sunrise listed both for QVFD and told all on LPTEW, saying that he "FUCKIN' PREDICTED IT". Worst 100 Reflections on 2025 was updated accordingly.Chiefs are DONE!
By Turb0-Sunrise
Remember the first issue I wrote, when I said, "Looks like Taylor Swift got engaged to the whole team"? Well there may need to be a breakup song soon. Interception, boom, they're out of the playoffs. Suck it, walrus.
6-7
By Soviet
Recently, 6-7 on Uncyclopedia has been getting out of hand. It first started with 6-7 UnNews articles then the 6-7 article and finally the Forum to ban 6-7. The banning of 6-7 was decided by a vote with three 6-7 opposers arguing that there was way too much 6-7 and three people for 6-7. Thus 6-7 stayed.
Gammakid999 crashes out
By The person whose fault it was that the UnSignpost was late
On A story built one word at a time, relative newcomer and drug dealer Gammakid999 mentioned me, yes ME in their edit summaries, asking why I got blocked and where the UnSignpost was. This makes two times that I have been mentioned by name in ASBOWAAT. And yes, I did get blocked again. I requested it just like Gerg did when he took an uncyclobreak.
Biopic
Let me tell you a story. A story about a town down on the river, where there's a bunch of Dirty Water. You see, this area is home to the species known as Turb0s. This species is also commonly found in ASBOSAAT. It is a yellow sphere with hairy legs, huge penises, and a big blue cap. GO SOX! FUCK THE YANKEES! YANKEES SUCK!
- when is Deltarune chapter 5 (gerg said you were toby fox) — Fish on skates
- 2034
- Can I have your credit card? — Gammakid999
- Ok, here's the individual molecules, split apart, diced, and jumped on.
- what's the weirdest thing you've seen by thumbsucking — Fish on skates
- An article, the entire content of which was "it tis a circle and wewy big. it has erth stuff. like 67 adn as big as yo momma."
- Why do you (Toby Fox) look different in every picture? — Gammakid999
- I'm a video game developer. What did you expect? (also am I canonically Toby Fox now)
- What is your favorite "One ___ at a ___" article? — Gammakid999
- one sentence at a time, because I'm in it
- what is your favorite non-"one __ at a __" article — Fish on skates
- By far, it has to be Road Rage.
- What is your favorite article on my watchlist? (I'm not going to tell you what's on my watchlist) — Gammakid999
From The Logs
- 18:22, 13 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) protected 6-7 (meme) [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (preventing potential vandalism from 6 to 7 years old kids)
- Nothing of note.
- Or is there?
Top VFH Competitors
- Brown Sauce (2/1)
- Osu! (1/0)
- Hollow Knight: Silksong (0/4)
VFH Highlight Of The Week The Finals (6/1)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News Nothing here, chief.
Quote(s) of the Week "Vandalism. This vandalism only exists to increase the number of people who have vandalized this page. If I do get banned, then there will be a ratio of 6:3. If I don't get banned, there will be a ratio of 6:2. I'm Gerg, and I vandalized Turb0's user page. Not because of any spite, but because I wanted to increase the number of people who have vandalized this page (6). In fact, thank you Turb0 for editing my article (Edit farm). Well, I'm not Gerg. I have body swapped with a 10 year old. I don't know where I am, but I hate it here. I'm 10, and I miss my mommy. I love the parts of movies that contain feet. That's right, I'm 10 and I'm horny for feet. I ejaculate, and I'm 10! Sadly, in this body, I feel like I'm about to puke it after I said that, meaning that this person that I've swapped with needs to improve their horniness positivity. Oh well. How long can I extend this manifesto? Oh well. Ass. Ass. Ass. Boobies. Aw dang, it's getting late, mate! Oh well. Is Turb0 even awake? Who knows! Can he even revert this? Who knows!
Please revert this." — Gerg
Awards[edit | edit source]
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
 Commander of the Order |
This is an old version of my userpage kept for archival purposes. Please do not modify it. My new userpage uses a more sophisticated design similar to the layout of Bulbapedia's main page and is, in my opinion, more aesthetically pleasing.