User:Qzekrom/original

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This user is a Pokémon! His/her species name is Zekrom.
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There's nothing here. For those of you without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a fuckin' articleuser page about for ME. Now go away!
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This user is a rollbacker. This means they can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for them us!
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Hi! Welcome to Cute Zekrom's micro-world. Feel free to edit or vandalize this page all you want, I don't care!

Stuff I do on Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source]

I'm really busy these days so I'm not available to do major stuff on Uncyclopedia such as writing feature-worthy articles. (Although my newest UnNews article, "UnNews editors vote: 'We wanted an iPad 3'", has been featured on May 1, 2012.) However, I am available to do regular maintenance on this wiki, such as:

Proofreading articles
Lots of our new users either have bad spelling or grammar, and that can really bring down the quality of an article to the point where it's nearly incomprehensible. Luckily, I help out with those issues, as well as punctuation, capitalization, wiki formatting, etc. I usually mark these edits as minor, unless the page has an ICU or {{Construction}} tag or is a stub, in which case the edit really counts a lot.
QuickVFD and ICU
I'm generally a friendly guy but take helping admins with the dirty work seriously. I don't like watching people use Fusion Bolt on articles but this process is necessary to maintaining the integrity of the site, especially when there are 382,810 pages to keep track of. You just gotta fire the bad employees and keep the good ones!
But I usually try to stay away from nominating articles for deletion, helping out with format and leaving "fix" messages with my trademarked signature: --قزكرمؔؑ talkstalk [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16].
Nominating and voting for VFH
This is my favorite thing to do here! It's definitely more positive than helping out with the dirty work because this process enables Uncyclopedians to feature our highest-quality articles on the front page. In fact, the first article I read here, God, was a featured article, and was featured again in 2012.
Helping new and unregistered users
Face it, 20,626 people currently edit this site and it's hard to manage it all, even for the admins. Most people come here and aren't sure what to do themselves, so why not help them? I am very welcoming to new users and will often leave {{IPjoin}} and other welcome messages on their talk pages with a custom message.

Images[edit | edit source]

I love the artistry that happens here. But we all know that some images just don't belong on Uncyclopedia, especially if they are shock images, pornographic, or are copyright violations. If I see an image that you uploaded that may be one of those, I'll let you know and you can tell me what you know about it so I can decide what to do with it. And hey, I can do a lot with it. I can:

By the way, Wikipedia has a list of image dos and don'ts, in case you're wondering what to do with your pictures. These apply on Uncyclopedia as well.

Any questions?[edit | edit source]

My latest activity is always available at Special:Contributions/Qzekrom. If you have any questions for me, ask them on my talk page.
Warning: Posting spam to my talk page is prohibited.

What You Could Do Instead Of Visiting My Talk Page[edit | edit source]

Isn't there something else you could be doing right now?

Click here to visit my talk page. Frankly, though, I don't recommend you waste your time doing that... if you're not already wasting your time. So head on over to UN:WYCD to see what else you can do.

Stuff I'm working on[edit | edit source]

Lookin' for something to write?[edit | edit source]

Look for any pages that have the template User:Qzekrom/NoICU transcluded on them. A full list of those pages is available here.

Also look at the pages listed on Special:WantedPages. These are the most linked-to nonexistent articles on Uncyclopedia (and usually the most wanted, other than This page does not exist). Please help out by creating these articles:

Project Unova[edit | edit source]

User:Qzekrom/original/Project Unova/summary

Read this, plz![edit | edit source]

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Awards[edit | edit source]

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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


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This is an old version of my userpage kept for archival purposes. Please do not modify it. My new userpage uses a more sophisticated design similar to the layout of Bulbapedia's main page and is, in my opinion, more aesthetically pleasing.