User:Qzekrom/original
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Hi! Welcome to Cute Zekrom's micro-world. Feel free to edit or vandalize this page all you want, I don't care!
Stuff I do on Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source]
I'm really busy these days so I'm not available to do major stuff on Uncyclopedia such as writing feature-worthy articles. (Although my newest UnNews article, "UnNews editors vote: 'We wanted an iPad 3'", has been featured on May 1, 2012.) However, I am available to do regular maintenance on this wiki, such as:
- Proofreading articles
- Lots of our new users either have bad spelling or grammar, and that can really bring down the quality of an article to the point where it's nearly incomprehensible. Luckily, I help out with those issues, as well as punctuation, capitalization, wiki formatting, etc. I usually mark these edits as minor, unless the page has an ICU or {{Construction}} tag or is a stub, in which case the edit really counts a lot.
- QuickVFD and ICU
- I'm generally a friendly guy but take helping admins with the dirty work seriously. I don't like watching people use Fusion Bolt on articles but this process is necessary to maintaining the integrity of the site, especially when there are 394,249 pages to keep track of. You just gotta fire the bad employees and keep the good ones!
- But I usually try to stay away from nominating articles for deletion, helping out with format and leaving "fix" messages with my trademarked signature: --.
- Nominating and voting for VFH
- This is my favorite thing to do here! It's definitely more positive than helping out with the dirty work because this process enables Uncyclopedians to feature our highest-quality articles on the front page. In fact, the first article I read here, God, was a featured article, and was featured again in 2012.
- Helping new and unregistered users
- Face it, 22,273 people currently edit this site and it's hard to manage it all, even for the admins. Most people come here and aren't sure what to do themselves, so why not help them? I am very welcoming to new users and will often leave {{IPjoin}} and other welcome messages on their talk pages with a custom message.
Images[edit | edit source]
I love the artistry that happens here. But we all know that some images just don't belong on Uncyclopedia, especially if they are shock images, pornographic, or are copyright violations. If I see an image that you uploaded that may be one of those, I'll let you know and you can tell me what you know about it so I can decide what to do with it. And hey, I can do a lot with it. I can:
- add a fair use rationale - see {{Unfair use rationale}};
- replace it with a free version; or
- have the image deleted.
By the way, Wikipedia has a list of image dos and don'ts, in case you're wondering what to do with your pictures. These apply on Uncyclopedia as well.
Any questions?[edit | edit source]
Warning: Posting spam to my talk page is prohibited.
What You Could Do Instead Of Visiting My Talk Page[edit | edit source]
Click here to visit my talk page. Frankly, though, I don't recommend you waste your time doing that... if you're not already wasting your time. So head on over to UN:WYCD to see what else you can do.
Stuff I'm working on[edit | edit source]
- Siri
- Bulbapedia, the Communist-driven Pokémon encyclopedia (You know, that's actually a good pun!)
- "The Universe Is A Giant Computer," an essay about, well, quantum physics. Hey, God might be a computer programmer!
- My Userpage (See next section)
Lookin' for something to write?[edit | edit source]
Look for any pages that have the template User:Qzekrom/NoICU transcluded on them. A full list of those pages is available here.
Also look at the pages listed on Special:WantedPages. These are the most linked-to nonexistent articles on Uncyclopedia (and usually the most wanted, other than This page does not exist). Please help out by creating these articles:
Tom Cruise- already created- Simon Cowell
- Windows XP - created but currently has issues
This page does not exist- protected title
Project Unova[edit | edit source]
User:Qzekrom/original/Project Unova/summary
Read this, plz![edit | edit source]
By Fish on skates
The epidemic of spooky signs is almost over, hopefully. It all started when I made up a new "spookysig" featuring purple and orange as opposed to my normal eye-burning pink, Hatsune Miku blue, and neon brown. Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire joined in the fun when he made up his own spooky signature. A newcomer, Teh Epik Duck, also made a spooky signature, rebranding himself as Teh Spooky Duck and putting an additional color in there, green. Who will be the next to become spooky? ALL-CAPS MARSUPIAL? Oneshot Bird, perhaps? Maybe even Daniel Pinus the 3rd? Anything goes when it's spooky sig season!Gergdown finally does something useful
Local hozer and resident dumbass Gergdown has finally done something useful for Onwards to Boston, uploading probably one of the best songs ever, "Dirty Water" by The Standells. You can listen right over there on the right.
Turb0 Upgrades His Pages
By Turb0-Sunrise
After stealing various stuff from Gerg, Turb0-Sunrise's user and talk pages actually kick ass now. Seriously. Go look at them. The talk page header is particularly nice. Gerg's headers are neat too. Check those out.
Identity Criseses Among Us
By Who the fuck do you think
Apparently, many users are not who they think they are. According to Gerg, Alula and DaniPine3 are the same person, Opossum is ASSGORE DREEMURR, Big MOCCASIN Billy is the Friend Inside Me, Knife Guy is THE ROARING KNIGHT, and I'm Toby Fox. Ask him about it.
Alternatively, you may read it here.
Biopic
- what do you plan on doing for the rest of your uncyclopedian career? -Gergdown
- Your mom!
- if i were to turn you into a bigfin squid would you become Turb0-Squidrise? -number dude
- bluug blorp blub.
- the vancouverite sojourn paradox: since vancouverite sojourn has music, templates, and images, and has more pages than efo, is it technically mitk 2.5? -gerg
- yes
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From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
- UnNews:A dingo ate my baby (1/0)
- HowTo:Install Windows XP (3/0)
- HowTo:Eat an orange (2/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week My Brawl with Jason Voorhees on Halloween 1983 (5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week
“Yeah peepee poopoo bitch, you're a person who got divorced by Tony fucking Montana.” -Gergdown
If you are over 18 and a smoking hot firefighter, you could also piss on me. -Shabidoo
Awards[edit | edit source]
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Featured Article: UnNews:UnNews editors vote: 'We wanted an iPad 3' This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! |
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This is an old version of my userpage kept for archival purposes. Please do not modify it. My new userpage uses a more sophisticated design similar to the layout of Bulbapedia's main page and is, in my opinion, more aesthetically pleasing.