User:Orian57/unimportant ubxs

This user's entire personality can be nicely summed up in a series of userboxes.

This user makes uncyclopedia better	19 This user is 19 years old. Woop-ti-doo. 19	This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: 83.54% more reliable than The Daily Mail	This user is a total UKer ...jolly good, what what?! (British Uncyclopedians)
teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all… teen	This user is Single and will take anything they can get! Even you could get lucky with 'em.	This user wishes he had a boyfriend, will you go out with him? I wouldn't.	This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he gives a damn & so should you.
This user's primary source of artwork is Microsoft Paint.	This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.	This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see them. Tee hee!!	nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. nj
This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.	This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.	This user believes in The Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world.	This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!	This user is not and has never been Napoleon Bonaparte.	This user will give you a seizure.	RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality
This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.	This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).	? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It. ?	1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh! 1+
GAME This user has lost The Game. GAME	This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.	This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.	This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
This user loves pi	RENT This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. RENT	sub subliminal! sub	One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.	MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH	This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.	This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
This user wishes it could be Christmas/Xmas/Holiday every day.	Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color	This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.	This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
This user is a mutant.	This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid.	Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. Sense	LV-4 This user considers themselves an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.	This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)	This user is owned by one or more cats.	This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP	This user likes to eat anything orange.	This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.	This user is a militant atheist.
This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!	NO This user doesn't care. NO	zzz This user likes to oversleep... zzz	This user's head A SPLODE.
.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT	Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on their page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes. Temp	108 4 8 15 16 23 42 This user watches Lost; and likes it too! s/he has all the box sets and everything! 108	This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too! Git Gud everyone!	This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.	This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.	This user is a Nintendo fan.
free This user is interested in freethought as they sure as hell don't want to pay! free	LENT This user would give up Uncyclopedia for Lent if they weren't a serial rapist. LENT	This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.	This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.	This user studies psychology because it's really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.	This user is fascinated by chaos theory. They don't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage! This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols, but can only remember that H is for hydrogen.
This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.	I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be worth something in the future.	This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.	This user is a member of the SysRq Fanclub Society, and therefore refreshes his talk page obsessively.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes.	‽ How dare you consider this user not awesome! How dare you not recognise the awesomeness of this user! This person uses the power of "How Dare You"!	This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets."

Retired Adoptees

By that I mean ones I haven't seen in decades: