User:Orian57/unimportant ubxs

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Crystal kthememgr.png This user's entire personality can be nicely summed up in a series of userboxes.

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19 This user is 19 years old. Woop-ti-doo. 19
DogNewspaper.jpg This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: Because if the rumors don't spread at the salon, we must spread them in the news.
United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and will commit murder for a proper cup of tea.
(British Uncyclopedians)
teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all...
Userbox-single.svg.png This user is Single and will take anything they can get! even you could get lucky with 'em.
3hearts.png This user wishes he had a boyfriend, will you go out with him? I wouldn't.
Sucrose b small.gif This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he gives a damn & so should you. Sucrose b small.gif
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. Msyclopaintia.jpg
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. nj
Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Bofh.svg This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them. Bofh.svg
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This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)
Unlocked.svg This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it. Unlocked.svg
Assassin.JPG I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me! Assassin.JPG
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon. Napoleon4.jpg
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure. Bananaseizure.gif
RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality

Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png
Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time). Antisensor.JPG
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh! 1+
GAME This user has lost The Game. GAME
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. Shyny ub.jpg
Ihasashuvel.jpg This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
sub subliminal! sub
This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

Nuvola apps important.svg This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. Firefox Logo.png
Musicalnote.gif This user is getting down with the sickness. Musicalnote.gif
Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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Tetris kick ass.png This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
Sign1.png This user is a mutant. Sign1.png
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. Sense
LV-4 This user considers themself an expert gamer and begs, borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity. LV-4
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Pikachuevolving.PNG
Coffee sm.jpg This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
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Cat03.jpg This user is owned by one or more cats.
This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP
Oranges.png This user likes to eat anything orange. Oranges.png
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. DramaticQuestionMark.png
Militant atheist.jpg This user is a militant atheist. Militant atheist.jpg
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! Angrygod.gif
NO This user doesn't care. NO
zzz This user likes to oversleep... zzz
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE. Exploding-head.gif
Exploding-head.gif .EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Exploding-head.gif
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
108 4 8 15 16 23 42 This user watches Lost; and likes it too! s/he has all the box sets and everything! 108
Bush-jail bars-war criminal.jpg This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes. Bush-jail bars-war criminal.jpg
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
NintendoDS.jpg This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money. NintendoDS.jpg
Wii.jpg This user prefers the Wii because 'it's the game play that counts'. Wii.jpg
451px-Wii Wiimotea.png This user is a Nintendo fanboy/girl.
free This user is interested in free thought as they sure as hell don't want to pay! free
LENT This user would give up uncyclopedia for Lent if they weren't a serial rapist.
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact. Lq-dna.png
Screw It.png This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis. Wikipedia-logo.png
Psi2.svg.png This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png This user is fascinated by chaos theory. They probably don't realize how apocalyptic the word 'chaos' sounds: bring on the carnage! Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png
This user tried, really, really hard, to
memorize the elements' names and
symbols but can only remember that
H is for hydrogen
Heritage Routemaster.jpg This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered. Heritage Routemaster.jpg
I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Hanshaketiny.jpg This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

Ignignokt.gif This user is a member of the SysRq Fanclub Society, and therefore refreshes his talk page obsessively. Ignignokt.gif
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes. Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png
How dare you consider this user not awesome! How dare you not recognise the awesomeness of this user! This person uses the power of "How Dare You"!
This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."

Retired Adoptees[edit]

By that I mean ones I haven't seen in decades: