User:King Wib

Well, it it has been a warm welcome. Whether from the joyous remarks of some Uncyclopedia users or offensive remarks(just kiding I do like the racial and religious slurs). While it has been difficult to fabricate some articles I believe I have already left my mark on the world unless you people choose to huff me. This place shall always be a favorite of mine, and I will drop by occasionaly to see if anything has happened to my stuff and perhaps screw around with some of my old articles. Even despite my short life here, I feel as though I have learned, um, well... nothing, really. Wether you choose to bombard my talk page with love letters or engrave hate mail on my heart I will forever love thee. While for long periods of time you heart will grow weary in my absence, I will continue to screw around with the minds of young ones.

King Wabba
Real Name: Jon Currie... or Adolof Hitler, perhaps... Tom Cruise?
Age: 14... or 16... or 19... or infinity... the choice is yours
Gender: Male or Female
Member since: September 2008
Occupation: Still a student.
Favourite Article(s): Really Big Tree & Pond Whales
Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Grue
Weapon of Choice: Cloned Armored Raptors

What is King Wabba's ear shaped like?

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A donkey

Pie lemon

An eye

NOES

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Applications

Contrary to popular belief, the leading choice by designers for quality images at Uncyclopedia is MS Paint.

MS Paint Command Prompt, an alternative to the original Command Prompt

MS Paint running on Vista.

MS Paint continues to be one of the most used software programs in Web design, digital photography, video editing, and the culinary arts. In fact, all of the Pulitzer-Prize-winning digital effects in the movie The Matrix were created in MS Paint (Except for the character of Trinity, who was drawn with a pointy stick on wet sand, then scanned in with a HP BeachJet scanner, but there's always an exception to the rule, especially regarding women. Plus, MSPaint is a bit too masculine fo'rat's use.). Nowadays, most sports broadcasts are animated using MS Paint rather than filming actual sporting events to cut costs.

UnNewses

My favorite video site.

UnNews: Sunburned Man Files Lawsuit Against the Sun | UnNews: Mount St. Helens Eruption Suspected Terrorism | UnNews: Suicidal Maniac Found Alive with Bullet in His Head | UnNews: New Word Created to Replace "Nigger"; Black Population Rejoices | UnNews: Duck Drowns; Marine Biologists Raged | UnNews: This Article Isn't News | UnNews: Rock is 'Older Than Dirt' | UnNews: Filtered Nuclear Waste put in Childrens' Drink | UnNews: U.S. Dollar 'Made In China' | UnNews: Math too Complex for 9th Grader | UnNews: Hardy Boys Latest Mystery Takes Their Virginity | UnNews: Exxon Mobil Reveals: 'Black Gold' Not Really Gold | UnNews: Elmo, Barney Contestants on Jeopardy | UnNews: Super Algae Plans to Take Over the World | UnNews: Your Mom is Good in Bed | UnNews: UnNews Unreliable Source? | UnNews: China is 'Too Communist for Olympics' | UnNews: Obama, McCain to Participate in Deathmatch for Presidency | UnNews: Cocaine is Good for the Soul | UnNews: Elvis is Still Dead | UnNews: Iron Man Signs Endorsement Contracts with Nike | UnNews: Spain Jealous; Creates Tour le Spain | UnNews: Mugabe Claims Zimbabwe is 'World's Happiest Country' | UnNews: Men Wear Females Bathing Suits for Reasons Unknown | UnNews: Crime Rates Amazingly Low, Criminals Encouraged to Break the Law | UnNews: Sex Ed Classes to be Given to Toddlers | UnNews: Taco Bell Renamed Taco Hell for 'Poor Food' | UnNews: You Have Leukemia | UnNews: European Countries Change Names Based Off of More 'Catchy' Names | UnNews: Microsoft Makes 'Doors' Due to Recent Failure Vista | UnNews: I Have Written This Headline | UnNews: A Town is Found Without a Starbucks | UnNews: This is an UnNews | UnNews: You Are in My Way | UnNews: Drunken Man Finds Driving Hard; Promptly Arrested | UnNews: Turtle Racing Proves to be Boring Sport |

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& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

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This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

ABYSS

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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

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This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.

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This userpage is bullshit.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

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“This is a userbox. It gives you information about the user you are reading about.” — Captain Obvious

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This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.