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This  user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.  | 
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This  user is easily distracted by anything  shiny.  | 
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This user would be a professional  procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.  | 
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Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia
 
This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
 
 
 
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.  | 
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This user has too many  Babel boxes on their user page.  | 
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Help end hunger!  Eat the poor!  | 
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This user is mostly or entirely made of water
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|  Meow!
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  Ya, you wish she looked like that
 
Akimoto Michiyo is a fucking stealing bitch wonderful women who spends her life stealing from other peoples websites/working as a stripper reading books and learning.  She lives in the capital of Canada, Toronto, with all of her strippers friends.  She enjoys editing uncyclopedia as she accually has nothing better to do.  She also has a slight alchol problem.  But don't tell her that.  The last time I did I lost 7 fingers from my right hand!  Akimoto Michiyo may sound like it's a japanese name, but it's not.  A lot of people think that, but their bodies were never found.  Akimoto rarely loses her temper, except for that one time where I tried to eat her chocolate.  That's why I have a wooden leg.  As Akimoto Michiyo is a lazy fat ass very busy women, she rarely updates her profile page.  And she can speak MANY languages, ja?
 She rocks!
“Wow, that's one smart-ugly bitch!”
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This fucker speaks  Dumbass heavily laced with  profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.  | 
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This user is able to contribute with a  basic level of  1337.  | 
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This user only speaks Deutsch enough to seduce native Deutsch speakers.  | 
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This user  got an F in  Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).  | 
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This fucker speaks  Furry heavily laced with  profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.  | 
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This user is able to contribute with a  basic level of  Lesbian.  | 
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