User:Akimoto Michiyo

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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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This user is Canadian …and actually admits to it! (List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

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This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.

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This user is Unamerican ...so patriotically vandalise my user page! (List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)

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Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

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Akimoto Michiyo is a fucking stealing bitch wonderful women who spends her life stealing from other peoples websites/working as a stripper reading books and learning. She lives in the capital of Canada, Toronto, with all of her strippers friends. She enjoys editing uncyclopedia as she accually has nothing better to do. She also has a slight alchol problem. But don't tell her that. The last time I did I lost 7 fingers from my right hand! Akimoto Michiyo may sound like it's a japanese name, but it's not. A lot of people think that, but their bodies were never found. Akimoto rarely loses her temper, except for that one time where I tried to eat her chocolate. That's why I have a wooden leg. As Akimoto Michiyo is a lazy fat ass very busy women, she rarely updates her profile page. And she can speak MANY languages, ja?

She rocks!

“Wow, that's one smart-ugly bitch!”

– Oscar Wilde on Akimoto Michiyo

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du P This fucker speaks Dumbass heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. du P

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

17 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337. 17 1

ac 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of those African clicky noises. ac 2

ah 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Asshat. ah 3

au 4 This user speaks 'Straylyan at a near-native level. au 4

ao 4 This user speaks AOLer at a near-native level. ao 4

bs N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t. bs N

ca N This user is a native speaker of Canadian. ca N

cpp L Thith uther thpeakth C++ with a really thexy lithp. cpp L

css E This user only speaks .css because it was a required course in school. css E

de X This user only speaks Deutsch enough to seduce native Deutsch speakers. de X

elv N This user is a native speaker of Elvish. elv N

enl A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English, but Louder whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. enl A

enr N This user is a native speaker of Engrish. enr N

fr G This user does not speak Français and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Français speakers. fr G

fr F This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one). fr F

fh 4 This user speaks Fuckhead at a near-native level. fh 4

fur P This fucker speaks Furry heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. fur P

gb N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish. gb N

ht N This user is a native speaker of HTML. ht N

il 0 This user does not understand Igpay Atinlay (or understands it with considerable difficulties). il 0

ja 4 This user speaks 日本語 at a near-native level. ja 4

lz 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Lesbian. lz 1

mor 0 This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . (or understands it with considerable difficulties). mor 0

MW 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of MediaWiki. MW 1

pika 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pikachu. pika 2

rh 4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. rh 4

uk E This user only speaks Correct English because it was a required course in school. uk E

ow 3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed. ow 3

Self	This user is so selfish you will probally only see this template on their page.