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I don't know how you got here, but it was probably by accident. So please go away

“I don't know how I got here, but there is absolutely no redeeming quality of this page”

~ Oscar Wilde on Aaaaaaaaaaasf

I bet you are wondering who I am. My story is not for the faint of heart. It concerns a desire to edit an uncyclopedia page, and then, due to boredom, create this page. That's all I got. I told you earlier to leave. So get.

Things I don't like:

  • The letter "e" (thinks its sooooo important making itself appear everywhere)
  • Recycling
  • Capitalism
  • Voting
  • Irrational Numbers (find an exact value and stick with it)
  • Words that end in -tion (I don't know where you get the SHUN sound from, but seriously, look at it!!!)

Also, my password is NOT jkl; just letting you know.

Commy Bastard