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For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
VFD: Where bad articles go to get recycled.

Pages for Deletion

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Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the VFD-padlock.png Closed nomination tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.

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Don't mess with the above template. Seriously.

Also don't CUT yourself, emo kid.

And place the VFD tag on the page, dammit! Otherwise, we will scrape your balls with a rusty razor blade! If you don't have balls we are willing to improvise.

New nominations at the top of the page;

Please remember to precede votes with #, not * and to update the relevant score when you vote.

VFD-padlock.png Large yak

Score: -2
Keep (5)
  1. Perfect! Aleister 19:08
  2. Keep Made me laugh. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:12, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep Made me smile. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 19:15, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep Made me sneer ironically.--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 20:02, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep. It is a nice start. Even with the very cheesy last word. --ShabiDOO 19:20, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Yaks! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:01, 20 March 2011
Delete (3)
  1. It's terrible. Whoever thought this was a good idea should be ashamed of itself. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:55, 20 March 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ... —rc (t) 19:31, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. DANGER: STD's IN ARTICLE. ---User:BobNewbieI have a talking zombie 19:35, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock.png Videoing Firework Displays

Score: -7
Keep (8)
  1. Keep Honesty is for girls. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:02, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keepable, not bad enough. Good, actually. What I read of it to decide it's not huffable. Aleister 19:10
  3. Really good, all thing considered. ---User:BobNewbieI have a talking zombie 19:15, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep. Close thing, but yeah I think so. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 19:18, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I like. For the most part.--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 19:20, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  6. My god, lots of LOL moments. Cunts with telephones, humans are 60 percent cynicism :) --ShabiDOO 19:22, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. My favorite of the competition. Nicely understated. —rc (t) 19:33, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. So much text! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:01, 20 March 2011
Delete (1)
  1. I don't get it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:56, 20 March 2011
Comments

VFD-padlock.png Global society

Score: -4
Keep (5)
  1. Keep Spelling doesnt matter in one hour!!! Be nice :) --ShabiDOO 19:06, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Hmmmmmm. Impressive. I checked the history and you may have actually written this in an hour. If you didn't cheat, VFH. If you cheated, buy me a drink, VFH. Aleister 19:14
  3. Keep Although you must have put in a lot of masturbation to train those wrists. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:15, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. But it needs a lot of tightening up. Too wordy. —rc (t) 19:41, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. So much text! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:01, 20 March 2011
Delete (1)
  1. It has too many words. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:56, 20 March 2011
Comments
  • If anyone has doubts about cheating Ill write another page on any topic in one hour ;) As for wrist training, well I have been single for a few months ;) --ShabiDOO 19:19, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
No, I believe you. I just check things like that sometimes, and I probably have underestimated your writing ability by not familiarizing myself with it enough. Now that I know I'll buy you a drink. Aleister
Aleister, will you help me with the tightening up of the article and do your magic stuff like youve done before? and maybe Spike will lend a hand and do his un reserved critique too? :) --ShabiDOO 19:49, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I'm not really "getting it". But damn, those are a lot of words.--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 19:57, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Why?:Everything Was Better In The Past

Score: -4
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Horrible, offensive. VFH. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:06, 20 March 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not huffable. fap fap fap. Hints of genius. fap (just to finish) Aleister 19:15
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg It hurt my kitten. It hurt my kitten.---User:BobNewbieI have a talking zombie 19:14, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep A good start to what could be a really good article. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:19, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Actually, it's not very good right now, but like Matt lobster says, it could be the seed of something great. —rc (t) 19:29, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  6. I like the randomness, there is a lol moment "muslims are lucky bastards" but the rape is there to shock rather than be funny in this form. But LOL moment !!! ;) --ShabiDOO 19:32, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Delete Not feeling this one at the moment. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 19:21, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Just not funny. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:56, 20 March 2011
Comments

Halloween Yoga Bar

Score: 1
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. ?? Aleister
  2. Keep Stands under the blanker of random, but has nice currants. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:21, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep. Very radom, but you chopped a photo, you used my photo from the first happy monkey competition and there is no doubt you will polish this and make a good article. --ShabiDOO 19:44, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Something. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:01, 20 March 2011
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. —rc (t) 19:27, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A bit too random for me. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 19:28, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ---User:BobNewbieI have a talking zombie 19:31, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You can practically see the fat-ass question mark hanging over my head.--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 19:42, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Eh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:56, 20 March 2011
Comments

I only have seven minutes to write this article.

Score: 2
Keep (3)
  1. Almost, almost voted delete. The bunny was a plus and a keeper and was what sold me. The ending was weaker. But fit the title. Aleister 19:16
  1. Keep. It had everything: love, romance, action, tragedy, and, dare I say, even a little comedy. I couldn't help but feel for the narrator as he struggled to fight for his "article", (which I take as a metaphor for his dying lover) and was subsequently eaten by a tiger (one can only assume). A sensual adventure that will simply leave you tingling for more. Roger Ebert
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Bunny! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:01, 20 March 2011
Delete (5)
  1. Delete --ChiefjusticeGameCube 19:19, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete Dude, you had 7 minutes. You wasted them. ---User:BobNewbieI have a talking zombie 19:20, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. —rc (t) 19:22, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete A bad use of 7 minutes. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:23, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. No. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:56, 20 March 2011
Comments
  1. No I cant vote for it, but its cute and not bad enough to delete. --ShabiDOO 19:27, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Oh good. I was always going for the cute vote.--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 19:42, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
By cute I meant its a sensual adventure. --ShabiDOO 19:56, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
You know it. ;)--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 20:02, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png HowTo:Be Hated by your Kids

Score: -3
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Uber-Keep Um... --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:13, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Now give me my lollipop. ---User:BobNewbieI have a talking zombie 19:16, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg But barely. That picture is as old as the hills. —rc (t) 19:24, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep. Intro made me lol more than anything else in the competition. Step 4 is also not crude. --ShabiDOO 19:35, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Moderate lolz. Good enough for me. --Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 19:40, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Damn kids! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:01, 20 March 2011
Delete (3)
  1. Delete Sorry, crude without being funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:24, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete Needs a bit more work, too crude at the moment. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 19:30, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Crude does not equal funny. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:56, 20 March 2011
Comments
  • Good core idea, needs work. An ICU tag would be the way to go, not delete (if we're playing this like it's a real VFD entry). Aleister 19:35
  • Red check mark.svg Kids. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 20:11, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
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